Trying New Things

"you're such a dork" he places a quick peck on jayce's lips. as he begins to reexamine the rope, an earlier comment hits him. "so you 'knew' i would like this stuff huh?" raising his eyebrows and donning an evil grin he looks back over.

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[COMMISSION FOR MeisterLi] Brains Over Brawn

dork. four-eyes. shrimp. runt. shortstuff. shortstack. high school was never easy. at the top of the social food chain, you had to make and maintain an image. you had to stay in the limelight and be a celebrity of your peers.

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Tis the season to fuck cousins

She leans back, hands dropping to her lap, looking at the insecure dork in front of her- he was cute, but she needed... "hahaha!" she startles him laughing, slapping the desk and shaking her head- "you dumbass!

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Part 1--Sense Of Fashion

I don't feel sexy or feminine or cute, i feel like a self-deluded dork in the wrong underwear--which, at the moment, is riding up in a very non-arousing way. oh well.

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A Birthday to Remember

"you're such a dork." the collie heartily laughs. "a dork who sweeps the music category at trivia night." dark leans in, pushing his nose into one of shep's muscular traps.

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Zootopia: First Salvo part 9

How not to always walk around with my dork flopping as i please?" jackson said as he backed out of the room. "i'm done with the kitchen so i'm going to put on my uniform and go see my god-father.

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Bottomless Bar: Chapter 5 (Patreon Premium)

"cause i didn't drink anything, you dork," she retorted and jumped off of him. "oh right, i forgot you don't drink," he said and shook his head as he broke free of his restraints.

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Futzler Files #1: Just Another Manic Wednesday

"you're such a dork." sam guffawed. "says the accountant," the snow leopard contested. i couldn't hide my grin. "bet rodney calls you 'adorkable' when you try telling him something nerdy like that."

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Das Racist!

I'm such a dork for writing this. please leave a comment and tell me what you think! this is a bit goofier and fanservice-ier than what i usually do, so i'm curious to see what people will have to say about it.

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Love in the air

She held her hands above my head as if she was placing a crown "i now crown you king of the dorks." "ha-ha-ha." i told her, "besides, one extra button press and you would have been queen. and you made sweet tooth cry. not many people can say that."

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Geeks and Lovers ch. 1

"nothing" she blurted and chucked a pillow in my face " now get the hell out of my room dork!"

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