Changing of the Holiday Guard
"mmm...santa? is that you?" hir voice was _almost_ a younger version of hir mother's. i was already pretty sure i'd never get tired of it.
Prowlers - Christmas Time
He and santa went to the employees' quarters to get dressed. then a sibling couple of raccoons came and pulled colin's hand. "where is santa going?" the eldest of them two asked, a boy around nine. "he is going to the north pole." colin replied.
Here Cums Santa
When he turned around, back to face nick, the bear had put on a traditional santa hat, bright red with ruffles of white faux fur around its edges.
Another Stupid Christmas Story
“you've played santa three times, so now we need you to-" the doors burst open, and a squadron of armored elves burst in just in time to see tim allen, standing over santa's body, holding the gun that killed him. “he killed santa!"
Merry Fucking Christmas
Now santa is hitched to the sleigh all day long while reindeer assault him with titanic dongs he never receives even one moment's lull he'd cry out for help, but his mouth's always full!
Christmas Wishes
"santa will know if you've been naughty you know!" joey fidgeted some more, then he rolled his eyes and giggled helplessly. "oh, mother, don't you think i'm getting a little old for this fable about santa?"
Helping Santa's Helper
"excited to see what santa brought you?" "it wasn't santa," kerry replied without thinking. "he doesn't have time to get round the world in a whole night." "oh really?"
Stocking Stuffer
"property of santa claus...what the fuck?" rowan tried to say, but he was rapidly approaching his own climax.
Home for the Holidays
What are you, the santa claus union rep? of course it was. chief pacheco told me, and he don't lie." "he doesn't have a sleigh. santa claus has to have a sleigh." "look, pup. let me tell you the truth about santa claus. if you can handle it.
Falling South
He didn't particularly care to drive, and would rather fly, but he'd need his car once he was in santa monica.
SRC-01 Cold Hooves, Ch 07
I keep trying to get santa to agree to put together a second sleigh team. but you know how humans are when they are old and set in their ways." he led the group upstairs to the second floor balcony. "alright, boys...
Gifted Kimi Part 3
Her belly button was like a timer, popping out when the present was done, ready to be removed from the oven with santa's warm mitts.