Winged Horror part 1
Yes, monty?” the human glanced behind him, visibly upset at being interrupted mid-song. “someone needs our … “ “heeeeeelp!” “yes,” mortimer blinked, “that.”
Virtual Hanging
I was "full monty," my red cock fully out of its sheath and dripping precum. it was an amazing job of image pasting: it actually looked like i was sitting on a "gray" horse under that tree, the noose dangling just inches in front of my face.
A Frightful Discovery
"oh, monty. . ." crooned dotty, as montgomery shook and shivered like a frail leaf caught in a massive hurricane in her embrace. "you're here now, with us." "that's right, montgomery. you're here, and safe."
Play it Again (Gruffy vs. Hammerfist)
"is alcohol releasing all the monty python stored in your brain as well, jake?" he stated to the lion. "i find that a distinct possibility," jake concluded. "maybe i should have brushed up before i came to wisconsin," gruff said.
Rory's Dance
Not just for twenty or thirty seconds: he's planning to go the full monty, hang by the neck until he's dead and gone. wow! pretty face. and look at the tail on that squirrel! the price is kinda steep, but... i can afford that. yes!
Beginnings: Chapter One
He was fifteen when she passed, leaving him to be raised by his uncle monty in cambridge. it was an okay life for a while but his uncle was old and didn't really have the energy to do anything with jace.
five weeks after Daffy Duck fucked Elmyra
Placing her sandwich down on the tray she asked, "but why monty sweetie." she was a little scared at how he was looking at her. "because i said so not stop fucking around and come with me now!"
Words of Lust
- -monty pyth--oh, nothing, nevermind... oh look! this place is spectacular! it seems like the lake is shining...- -it's just the full moon. but you know, it makes you look sexy and shiny.- -it's just my white fur...- -no, not really- -what?
Chapter three
Chip and monty told me everything else but you're the only one who knows what happened." "it's okay, dale," gadget smiled. "i'm just curious." "okay," dale started. "well, it was just after i had opened the cages.
Getting To The Roots
Personally i blame tim, but it appears i have adopted his sense of using monty python, but a twist is in order. (i'm j/k :p not flaming anyone.) theme: the red werecats, and all are not mine, but i will add it in because its a story.
Writing Advice: What Makes You Write?
Think of that scene in the simpsons where monty burns is told by the doctor he has every disease known to man, and cut to the model of them all trying to shove through the door representing his body.
Hangover: Cowbell Cure
monty worried about her, but there was nothing he could do without even knowing where she went.