best birthday ever
"it's tuna salad. personally made by me." "hmmm." "you know, with how much you love tuna, you should be a cat yourself." "yeah, then your cure would work on me at least." "would you like to be a cat?"
Free Samples Part III
Walking into the living are, i saw greg on the sofa, eating another tuna sandwich. i was fortunate in that i didn't mind the smell of tuna, so he was free to eat how much he liked. "you feeling any better?" he gave a small look of concern. "a little.
The Link
Behind this i could see a kitchen, which was littered with empty cans of tuna and unwashed plates. the windows had been boarded up roughly, and the only light came from the light bulbs that hung uncertainly from the center of every room.
New in Town
Quarantined section of the city surrounding megakat labs were ted and those two layabouts, the schlepper brothers, who were currently sitting on the edge of the rear portion of their big, ugly dump truck's tipper sipping milk and stuffing their faces with tuna
2nd December
It was tuna with tomato and a bit salad. only after the first bite, jen noticed that she was hungry. she wondered how long she slept. a look at her phone told her, that it was already past 11. she must have slept nearly 5 hours.
Open Space, Chapter 5
I'll have you out of this tuna can by breakfast.", shi said. "now you're teasing, laz.", i said grinning and closed my eyes. "nini big cat... sleep well.", shi told me. "you too laz and thanks.", i murmured.
Chapter Ten
Dale sighed and hugged herself as she watched the grinning, giant, golden, cat atop the old tuna canning factory, as it approached. before long, the ranger wing was sitting right in front of it.
Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 6
As usual, the only edible things were the canned products; tuna, fruit, soup, and everything else a normal supermarket would have. after harry proved himself wrong and blew up three cans of beans in his face, i decided to take over the cooking.
Surface (Chapter 7)
She felt like a salmon swimming against the current, like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net, the streams of people flowing through the corridors reminding her of the agitating nervous impulses coursing through her own nerves at the very sight of it.
An Orca's Day
Drying off quickly, i make a quick breakfast of tuna, eggs and bacon. i go to sit at my table, thoughts racing through my mind. 'i'm gonna do it.' i finish my breakfast, and quickly put my uniform on.
Evil Angel
"just fucking do it you retarded tuna muncher!" ralsei gargled in the blood, managing to raise himself just enough to shoot a look of pure hatred back at her. "tsk tsk" undyne nodded animely, "where's the fun in that?"
Chapter 2: Didn't See That Coming
Dante chuckled lightly at the wolf's obvious inexperience, the smell to him must just be that of rotten tuna, but to dante's adult and well trained nose, he could tell one of the girls that just walked in was in dire heat, also picking up a rather sweeter