A Clockwork Accountant

"hmmm, are you caffeinated?", jeff asked the cow. the cow nodded, "yup, on the side you were drinking from. decaf is the rear left teat. and i don't have sugar-free, because sugar-free is bullshit." "hell yeah!"

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Hejira 01

Gareth seems exceptionally tired, but powers through it with the help of his giddiness and caffeine. they head downstairs where the guide is already waiting. he is early.

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Thank a Teacher Day 8

Virgil asks, taking his coffee and slurping up some sweet caffeine juice. “can’t be on gold team without being at least somewhat observant. you don’t need to be our master detective to know you were saying farewell to a lucky lady or guy.

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Biscuit is Not a Morning Person

"g'mornin' i'll take whatever is hot and has a lot of caffeine in it, please." requested the ferret, fishing his wallet out of his pants. the boar gave him a quizzical look before answering.

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Plan Rory From Outer Space

Poor boy, i smiled behind my coffee mug and let the soothing aroma fill my nose and make me feel a bit less of a date addict, now that i was shooting up caffeine into my system. and yeah...just thought about the date. damn!!!! "so!"

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Contraindications Part 1

"sure, if you like caffeine and placebos. that's pretty much all any of that stuff is. or amino acids you don't need. you wouldn't believe what people do to market this stuff. like myostatin - that stuff that tells your muscles when to stop growing?

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Physical Therapy

Left for the most part with a television or video games to baby sit him; pumped full of sugar, caffeine and other chemicals, saturated by information with little or no controls in place.

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Lisa's Last Day

They were both fresh out of high school but in lisa's opinion they ran around like caffeinated seven year olds. as per usual brian grabbed the biggest boxes first ignoring the moving dolly and hefting two boxes at a time on each shoulder.

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How Sandy Met Robbie - Part 13

It had surprised both simon and sonya that the boys had taken up drinking coffee, but sandy and robbie both explained that they would need all the caffeine they could get, seeing as how they had an all day band rehearsal scheduled later on.

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Change of Plans: part 2

Luckily, i had a double dose of caffeine in me but, it was wearing off. my ears slightly drooped and my tail lay limp and lifeless next to me. my heartbeat had finally slowed to a sane speed and my grey and brown fur seemed to relax a bit.

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