A Birthday You Will Never Remember
**a birthday you will never remember by: berserkerb** (sefra and damien belong to their creators) the doorbell chimed nosily, signaling the arrival of a guest. damien hurried to the door.
Never Trust A Horny Giant
Moral of the story: never trust giants, especially really horny ones xd
Better Late Than Never
Since she never made him wear a condom he assumed she was on the pill and if she wasn't then she was as stupid as she was now pregnant.
A party i'll never forget
A man's boyfriend convinces him to attend a party that changes their life and relationship in ways they never could have imagined i don't know how i let my boyfriend kevin talk me into this.
Never Down on Daddy Dick
It looks like you'll never not be sexually satisfied after all.
Never Snap A Deer's Antler
You never have to remind yourself that you're fucking a twinky little fag instead of a buxom sophomore chick. but you _love_it."
War...War Never Ends...
War...war never ends...
Never Leave Machinery Unattended
If that's the case i wonder if this whole area is controlled by this thing, too... of course i'm never going to find out with just a finger." despite his gusto he found himself hesitating slightly as he looked at the chair he was about to sit in.
Two Meals are Never Enough~
Andrew's eyes fluttered open, a great yawn escaping him as he attempts to fully wake himself up. He looks through the curtains of his home, the entire place adjusted to accommodate for his muscular, hyper-genitaled form. He gaze at the inevitable...
'A Light That Never Goes Out'
"i know one thing that never fails to make you forget your worries." "what?
Never Leave a Job Undone
On the one hand, they would die, then and there, with him never having the chance to see them again. they'd be gone, no chance to explain, no chance to do anything, just...gone.
Some Things Never Change
"which means... technically... you've never had sex with me. not this body. not this _life_. you're brand new, kemper.