Of Rivals And Romantics (A1, B11, C34)

They can't catch stds." "so you would mop a bathroom floor in a hospital three blocks from a slum ... and then _knowingly_lay down on that floor after mopping it? it is still just as disgusting, but with a shine and a fresh scent.

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Chapter III: Brothers in Arms&In Brother's Arms

Doctor browning rummaged through one of the drawers on his desk and then dropped two condoms on the desk "stds can be quite nasty and since you aren't sure of your boyfriend...use these if or when you two have intercourse."

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How Super Cock saved Christmas- A christmas carol

Guaranteed to keep the evil of stds at bay and fight the crimes of un-pleasurable sex! and remember cock fans, in every box is a secret message that you can decode with your very own super cock decoder strap-on!

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An Awkward First Night Frolic

Consenting strangers, who had tested themselves; he didn't want stds thank you very much, and were looking for a quick fuck. a mutually beneficial meet-up to blow off some steam with no strings attached. not much to feel conflicted over.

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The Assignment

The prospect of consequence-free sex, with genetic differences preventing either pregnancy or stds, was enough of a draw for most people, even if that sex might be somehow freakishly alien in nature.

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Musky Marsupials

“no, we can’t allow other animals in the room that’ll spread the infection, or any unwanted stds.” “i hear, so just masturbate? “hmm, i can give you a little hoof job.” “uhhh, no thanks, but can i lick your doe vagina instead?”

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Wanted: Milfs Symphony's Side Story

Of course, she was smart about giving out her pussy to the guys who asked for private dances or housecalls, she packed protection with her just in case and got checked up just in case of any stds.

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Model Behavior (Karmakat Entry)

"...and you don't have any stds or nothin'? i hear some guys go around bribing people to have sex with them just so they can give other guys their sickness..."

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Stetikekiak II

This time, though, it wasn't just one, but two patients, a couple of tired vox miners who had suspected 'asteroid stds' to be inspected.

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Dorm Room Fling

He took off his shoes, pants, and underwear on his ankles for better comfort and sat on the box and lay there on his back as he rolled down his condom through his whole length, protecting him from stds.

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Tele-Shop

And no worries, the fabulous wonderpanty will provide complete and all around protection against any and all stds and will prevent any unwanted pregnancies from happening. so there is no need to worry at all.

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High School of Cliches: An Awkward Thanksgiving

"for you, i'm gonna say to all the girls in greenville high your fox fag gave you stds! they'll think you have aids! fuck, maybe i'll also say you were both the ones who wrecked the school in rukisburg!" "but...but i didn't do that!"

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