Promised Land
"but cthulhu!" eli had smiled. "i know. but see, it's the fans that saved cthulhu from his creator. he made cthulhu to represent everything he was scared of and hated. his fans made cthulhu hilarious and adorable. they freed him from his creator."
Where Little Tentacle Monsters Come From
It also draws on themes from both the cthulhu mythos and the subgenius mythos. enjoy.
Cthulhu's Grasp
I'll also state outright that while i imagined cthulhu as the beast in the fog, i couldn't help but throw in my own commentary. the entire poem is a subtle stab at the cult of marxist/leftist ideology that seems to be in vogue.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu F-*zzzzz*
cthulhu the guardian of the great old ones has infected your brain with his eldritch powers. we must get to the medical laboratory immediately."
The Devil May Care 50
cthulhu had been explicit about this one, and had been all the more insistent that he didn't say it where anyone could hear.
The Devil May Care 34
Without cthulhu there, or someone of that power, it would take between one and two weeks to actually reach where it was going.
Anaphylaxis
Now, the version here is completely different, and is my other contribution to the cthulhu mythos inwhich the dogsverse overlaps somewhat, the first one being the (kinda infamous, at this point) how shadows taste.
The call
"ph'nglui mglw'naf cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" these words seem to come from a foreign place with in me "what was that?" bob tugs on the collar.
Anaphylaxis
Dar'st thou die? The sense of death is most in apprehension; And the poor beetle that we tread upon, In corporal sufferance feels a pang as great As when a giant dies. _________ William Shakespeare, Measure For Measure, Act III, scene...
Torin's Cure
There was the time when he'd fallen over in a fruit-stand, and ended up getting violated by a rather amorous tendril (the fruit stand had belonged to some relative of cthulhu or something, from what he'd been told), but he hadn't had any real problems other
Heaven Damned 14: Under a Dark Heaven
cthulhu looked up, chuckling.
Ancient Evil Instituted
cthulhu roars as he produces a switchblade and stabs at michael. shadow guard and king cthulhu are teleported into an area like the roman coliseum in miniature. the weapons didn't change even if the scenery did.