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Cohabitation - September

"if there's anything i want to hear less than a beer-dick-measuring contest, i don't know what it is," drawled xander with an eye roll. he reached down and popped open a bottle, then walked over and handed it to lyle. "try this one out.

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Venom: Beautiful Killers. Part 32

In part 33, shiloh and ravi get into a dick measuring contest (not literally), pamila meets the boss for the first time since her suspension, and tivoli goes after keith mcdaniels. thanks for the watches, faves, and votes. venom: beautiful killers.

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Reignition [PTRN]

We had that dick measuring contest in the alley where i parked the van - i still don't know why we did that, for the record - but that's where i first saw how goddamn _hung_ you were.

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Nights on the Beach

They had only been half paying attention to the two males with their dick-measuring contest in the sparring ring.

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The Spoils of Partnership

The only use for this kind of garbage is in a cock-measuring contest, if your own anatomy is too insufficient." peeking around the dragon's claw, troy chuckled despite his fear.

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The Spoils of Partnership

The only use for this kind of garbage is in a cock-measuring contest, if your own anatomy is too insufficient." peeking around the dragon's claw, troy chuckled despite his fear.

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House Pet Episode 2: Naughty Nefarious Nuisance

Pogono: i really did not want to get into a dick measuring contest with you. mur: here we are though mur: and weve been doing this a lot longer than just this month what did he really have to prove to mur anyways?

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A Shameful secret Chap 2

Well both of them really... so these two drunk stallions come in last night, wanting me to judge their dick measuring contest... and castrate the loser."

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The Distant Year - CHAPTER 2

The liquid-quick sidheborn girl still could not stand with him in a measured contest, he would invariably bully her to a standstill and simply dismantle her piece by piece, but she could keep up with the seasoned warrior by sheer hard-knock tenacity and quickness

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Dragon Clan Politics: Korbus the Alpha

That korbus opted to fuck the girls in front of him in a literal and figurative dick-measuring contest.

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Shining

He was never fond of dick-measuring contests, and being faced with faloreulia's beastly cock certainly didn't make the prospect any more appealing.

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Showdown

A slightly foreign voice, calm but with authority, spoke clearly and with a full measure. "contestants. long and weary was the road through perdition, only by strength and craft have you persevered."

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