Metal Pony Sex Dimension: Chapter IV
"holy mormon jesus!" shouted another. applejack waved her rump from side to side. "darn key!" she shouted. "seems t'be stuck in the ground but good!
Making the Enemy Moan (Remastered)
I began unbuckling my belt, "you were both mormons?" "s-still am, sir."
American Mustelid Alpha - The Cast (Part 1/3)
Growing up a mormon, this young polecat has lived a pretty sheltered life - as the fourth of six children, he reveled in the close-knit environment fostered by the church but he still felt wary of rushing into mission duty and marriage as soon as he got out
A Quick Piece Of History
_i swear to the gods of that's a mormon i'm kicking his ass._ i sighed, groaning again as i slowly sat up, reaching out as i slid my paw blindly over the small table next to me, feeling the cool pot iron of the lamp as i clicked it on.
First day (Chapter 1)
They were beautiful, but it was hard for them to find boyfriends because of, one, their very strict father, and two, the very few people who would date a mormon. "and what about you?" i asked ali as we got on the bus, "what are you going to be doing?"
There is No Death Above
In case you're wondering, there is actually a city in alberta named leavitt in honor of the early mormon pioneer thomas leavitt who fled salt lake city, or zion as it was known then, to practice polygamy in canada where the practice had not yet been illegalized
Through the Cracks - Had the Chance Been With Us that Has Not Been
This town's got no nightlife and shitty bars and like only one gay hangout anywhere, that's what i get for living in mormon central, but it's far away from the sea and it's got lots of great sandwich joints.
Preying on the Past - Ch. 1 Bridging Two Worlds
The lycan records rivaled those of the mormons for their breadth and completeness.
First Train Home
"you could try what the mormon's do," i said, leaning back on the couch, not really paying attention to the game. "what they do is stick it in and lie on top of her. they call it soaking.
Foraging for New Beginnings
I turned off the phone, pocketed it in my coat, clasped my paws together in a friendly manner, then put my years of living in the mormon state to good use. "but i have this amazing book for you in my pocket, ma'am," i spoke like a young missionary.
The Curse | Chapter 5 [Comm]
Nobody suspects a mormon solicitor, i'll find out where he lives in no time.
THE ARCTICWOLF451 RADIO SHOW...#2
I mean remember that kid from that mormon school in colorado who got thrown off the basketball team for having sex before he was married? that was just harsh.