I knew from the very day how myles felt about me...what he saw me as, and i could sum it up in one word: roadkill. he despised me, and everything that i was. everything i stood for.
Drama, Fox, M/M, Violence, Wolf, wendigo
Jake stuffed the remains of his roadkill burger back inside the foil. "of course. and you should send me a picture of that doberman."
"you'll be jealous. send me a picture of your professor's dick."
jake frowned. "in your dreams."
he hung up.
College, Dingo, Gay, Gay Relationships, M/M, Plot Development, Romance, Rottweiler, Sex toys, Shiba Inu, Toys, professor
Buddhist monkey wiped his forehead, glad to have avoided a roadkill for the first time. he was about to get off the train to help the three bears when the train felt like it just ran over something. but wasn't the train at a full stop?
Buddhist Monkey, Disco bear, Handy, Lifty, Love, Lumpy, Petunia, Shifty, cuddles, giggles, happy tree friends
Bandit had been trusted to keep guard, 'keep the beast in his cage' as roadkill, their wolf, had joked.
just when bandit was thinking he was drifting off in his wooden chair, mortar approached the tent.
"just here to grab some things."
Camp, Canine, Cat, Character Development, Coyote, Cute, Hyena, Kissing, Plot Development, Romance
It was roadkill, i knew, but i suppose it really doesn't matter how the animal met it's end
"that's fine," i said.
"want it raw?"
another thing i adjusted to rapidly.
Forcedshifting, Human, Macro
"hello, henrietta," said ichabod, his condescending gaze sweeping over the two of us like roadkill. "you look like you've had an interesting day."
reflexively, i put a hand on ethan's shoulder, taking a step back. "what do you want?"
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Magic, Mimes, Urban Fantasy, Young adult, clowns, hammer, hunter, masks, non-furry, psychopath
She felt and looked like roadkill after her punishment but she moved fast even if her body complained. she knew when something was seriously wrong due to the time she spent with a gang of thieves.
Bat, Fox, Reptile, Sci-Fi, Spanking, penitatas
Tommyfox: yup, he's pretty much roadkill at this point.
humphrey: looks like you guys know how to have some fun!
nitro: whoa, hello!
ziggo: what are you doing back here?
Comedy, Coyote, Dragon, Husky, Malamute, Silver, Wolf, alpha and omega, fifth, interview, nitro
But even without it the dick was deformed and looked like a horrible wet mushroom, full of abscesses and ejaculating an aged roadkill perfume, and then it began convulsing!
Anal, Bestiality, Disney, Elephant, Female/Female, Gorilla, Human, Jane, Jane Porter, Male/Female, Porcupine, Terk, tarzan
"hey hurry it up roadkill, this pussy isn't going to eat itself!"
Bad Language, Blush, Cigarette, Compassion, Corruption, Cuddle, Cuddling, Drinking, Grinning, Laugh, M/F, M/F/F, Mild Abuse, Novel, Series, Skirt, Smoking, Snuggles, Straight, Swimsuit, Teasing, Tight Clothes, Volleyball