Off the Cuff
"if we're going to spend more time together, you'll have to stop the bad puns." but his tail was wagging, and he couldn't keep the grin off his muzzle.
Walking In On..... (STORY I)
"still hard 'aye you're just going to beat it" he said laughing at his own ridiculous pun. he open the bathroom draw and pulled out jake favorite cherry-cola lube he uses when he invites his lady "friends" to "study" all night long.
I Love the Water
...i'm sorry, i can't help enjoying puns. a... oh my. look at _you_, presenting yourself like that. such a slutty dragoness. what did i ever do to deserve you, my beauty? come here... let's fuck.
A Girl named Lassy Ch. 1
(pun intended) this is also my first story for this site (nervous) so enjoy it! ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ alex sat on the edge of his bed with a raging headache and a deep sense of despair.
Spots and Scales
(no pun intended) hopefully these will have more penetration (no pun intended) than my not-so-yiffy stories. either way, enjoy my work.
My Kind Of Friday Night
Mostly, they were jokes on the more questionable side, often puns about long-past tragedies; the sort you know you shouldn’t be laughing at, because they’re not funny, and yet they _are_ funny, and you _are_ laughing.
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 6-The Land of Ooh,2010,Part 2
The ice king fell face-first against the cold floor and went out _cold_ (bad pun there). stevo ran and broke the ice lock with his feet, then grabbed the princess and turned back to crack their traps open.
Desmond's Pokemon Confession
Go figure that a book for preteen pokemon trainers wouldn't cover the ins-and-outs (pun intended) of mating. so when her first heat began, i was... let's just call it surprised. i had gotten looks at her cooter before.
Guessing Games
Even the dumbest puns set him laughing. however, understanding the importance of high-brow humor, marik tried not to make many puns. he planned his jokes very carefully and only punned when it carried a real kick. "fuck yeah, i am."
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt142
**“lo…pun…unny…punny…lop…lopunny…punny…pun…lop…unny…lopunny…lop!"** [i could always rent my body out to humans for the night, i would willingly sacrifice my chastity for the team!]
Role Play
For it to work, both parties worked together to create an entertainment that would make sure that, to use the pun, something good came of it. this... michael: sean? sean: sorry. i think somewhat in shock. michael: that bad?
The Plight of an Underdog
I just got done reading the entries again and with my brain already heavily reliant on puns, it's now filed with tons more of them.