A Fishing Trip
_Come to think to it, my old man and me, we love doing shopping-window on electronics store, and ending the day by eating an ice cream. It's our father-son moment. So, Gill's father, he fishes with his daughter, and this, since she's young. And today,...
New Bunny on the Block
Well, you know when a dad joke becomes a dad joke, right? when it comes apparent!" stu let out a deep laugh. "f-fucking." nick turned his head away from stu. "g-get off me!" he wondered how this bunny was so strong.
Clueless ch14: Family’s Great, Except When It’s Not
Ahhg, dad-jokes weren't important; i needed to get daren's attention! i had so many things to try to explain to the rottweiler, so many excuses to make.
Portage
I scoffed at him before i slid out from the canoe, "the dad jokes have come in force this year." i slid around him to the tip of the canoe and lifted it out of his hands. "heh, it takes kids to have dad jokes."
(To Be Named) Chapter 3
Rico's father joked, rico rolled his eyes as he grabbed something. ben giggled, "well, i'm gone rico. be good," and with that, his father left off for work.
My first time
.** **"remember don't bite him, our teeth are much sharper than humans," father joked.** **once i entered the room, i gulped. there were so much torturing devices.
At Leo's House
"bitch actually had the gall to threaten to end me to my uncle, like she was dad! jokes on her, tj's church are willing to report her if she does that. but even if she was bluffing, i still have to put up with her."
Syngeneia Kathairein part 40
There is maliciousness here and that factory is why this city is drier than vagina surrounded by neckbeards spouting dad jokes!'' \> you say "so, you folks got anything that can help in the destruction of that wretched factory?"
Tempting Trucker Tongue
Especially important was the next layer above it, the geniality that brought to mind cool uncles full of jokes of a slightly more raunchy caliber than dad jokes.
Bonding with Uncle
You could hear your uncle audibly sigh as your father joked about your lack of girlfriends, saying that you 'need to lose that v-card already'. you rolled your eyes. as if he would know. most guys nowadays prefer dick, there's less hassle that way.
Threetopia - Chapter 1: Wilde Times.
It's been five whole minutes between dad jokes." she giggled. nick swivelled around and pressed her head into his chest. "just something that happened at the park." nick shrugged. "oh?" "yeah." he mumbled.
Venom, Episode 1
Though it stuck when my dad joked that my butt glowed just like a firefly's when i was in the air. dad had helped me a lot when i was developing my powers. i wish he was still here to help me with this, whatever it was.