Whoa, What a Tiger Mom!
I am sometimes lactose-intolerant," he said. fiona frowned a little as she listened to "lactose-intolerant", something she has seen as troublesome. "my apologies to hear you're unfortunately lactose-intolerant," she said.
Oh, Real Subtle
* * * before anyone hassles me about it, yes, the mention of lactose intolerance was an hh shout-out.
POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!
Canines are lactose intolerant, seriously, no cheese! set before me, plates of plenty! meat of all kinds, maybe twenty! does anything excite me more than good food? except, perhaps, hedgehogs stewed?
Competitive Spirit
Coupling that with her lactose intolerance meant that she would get so fat from this. after devouring the three extra pieces, the little girl felt her lower belly grumble with gas, giving her an idea. "annabelle, can we have a farting contest?"
They Don't Want you to Know This (HMOFA)
I'm lactose intolerant." \>betty whimpers and puts a hand over her mouth, apparently me being lactose intolerant was more shocking than me wanting to kill her \>"a-alright then, you lactose hating son of a bitch. do it. get it over with.
Kelly's Tale - Chapter One
Gratefully taking the glass from her father, kelly drank down the milk and shivered in pleasure - remembering the unmistakable taste of kangaroo milk, knowing her kind were lactose intolerant.
A Chance of Showers - Part Seven
I'm lactose intolerant, so's you know, and i ate a whole bunch of cheese off the buffet tonight." jake laughed, put a mammoth hand on kip's chest and pushed him backwards, almost off the edge of the bed.
#15 - The Enemy of My Enemy
Minister cache is a lactose intolerant buffoon and a drunken lout, and this fudge _is_ full of dairy. what i didn't tell him is who i'm really playing the prank on.
Ms. Schafer's Family, Chapter Two
"be-cause...i'm lactose-intolerant?" "breast milk doesn't have any lactose in it, sweetie." sarah felt her stomach turning again in an instant as she bolted up off of the couch and stood over annabelle, glaring. "you're joking.
HATSSSSS Chapter Thirty-three
"hey, if i'm all lactose intolerant, how come we can chomp down loadsa buttery popcorn? that's dairy, right? checkmate." she smiled and hummed. leo sighed. "butter should be fine, it basically has no lactose left in it.
Doodle Story: Cheese Guzzler
Lucky chaker, as he wasn't lactose-intolerant. however, almost everytime he ate cheese, he went overboard and wouldn't stop eating it until it felt like he was about to explode.
Your Date with Fluffy (Anon/Fluffy Fic and Second-Person POV)
I knew you would have still loved them," she says with a grin and playful expression, oblivious to the lactose-intolerance you've harbored. you feel her fur brush on your skin in a relaxing manner, as if the fur calmed you.