Invader Zim and the DNA Virus of Doom

dib had heard of them before, but only on the internet in some magical fantasy world did they really exist. now that they were really existing did dib really understand what zim had tried to tell him.

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A Critical Difference

Turning to the nearest dib he just said: "fuck her." the dib nodded and as he walked over, popped out his ear piece, and took off his suit jacket throwing it to the side.

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A Summer With Dad: The Bath

"did i not just say i called dibs?!" "boy, you can use dibs when you pay for this house." was all he heard from the other side of the door.

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Venting Frustrations

I had rather too much fun abusing his poor boy, dibs. 'venting sexual frustrations', by thaddeus(@thaddeus(inkbunny) @thaddeus888(sofurry); a commission for dibs, residential mouse trap(@ordosan(inbunny).

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A Good Sunday

"i call dibs on the telly-vision show today!" tyrone said right as seth stepped out. tia gave him murder eyes, but he just stuck his tongue out at her. it was well documented that in tyrone's little world, the dibs was law.

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the Director gets Fucked

They'd been casually chatting when the tegu had suddenly said, “first dibs".

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Newbie: An adventure tale in four parts

I got to you first, so i get dibs." "dibs?" the wolf mustered enough courage to turn and face his interlocutor curiously. "what do you mean by that? i can look after myself, if i have to." the lab nodded and waved his paw dismissively.

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Bioshock - An Unexpected Alliance

"dibs" i say as i see alex about to say the same. "you can't call dibs on adam!" alex says indignant. "well i just did. dibs. and i did it again." i tell him chuckling as i place the vial in my pocket and wince at the new bruises on my chest.

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When Cum Sluts Party

dibs." “hal, you've been holding out on us." “aww… the poor boy looks nervous." “fuck off! you always go first." “did anyone bring a bag?" “yeah, so, i'm going to go first again, aren't i?"

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Stolen property

"i got dibs tomorrow."                  

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