Confessions of a shiteater

People who knows me knows that I always was the calm, discreet anteater that does his best to entertain his friends. They also know I have « unusual » sexual tastes, to say the least. They know that even if I'm open about it and enjoy talking about it,...

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Mitriaria (chapter 25)

'i don't need to hear your stupid comments, shiteater.' 'my comments aren't stupider than the answer you gave.' 'listen, scavenger wolf... ' he put his left hand on his chest. 'don't touch me!' --he pushed him away.

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Family Reunions

He asked, awaiting his sister's shiteating grin. to his surprise, she merely rolled her eyes slightly and plucked both the lighter and the bottle from his hands. "scoot," she ordered, and he made room.

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Man to Man Talk.

Fucking young stud learned his lesson though, no more cocky shiteating grin. i give him a grunt of approval and reach out with my other paw.

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Untouchable: Standalone Short Story: Worth it

"you're a shiteater," he said, "way to kick someone when they're down." "fuck you," jake said, "i ain't a charity. pence grab your shit." "but... i, what will," pence spluttered.

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Spank the Pony

He looked fucking cute in a pair of tight running shorts, but unlike his dads pure black mane he had a beautiful blonde mane and deep grey-green eyes and a shiteating grin that told the world he knew he was it and a bit.

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I Like to Watch...Fourth Glance

Now though, every time i see some modern building covered in shiny glass, i can't help but break into a big shiteating grin. my parents have no fucking idea what is behind it, and it's probably got to stay that way for a bit.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

I turned to face the big lump with a wide shiteating grin on my muzzle and rolled my eyes. "i dunno, how's your afternoon jakey wakey?" i saw his ears go bolt upright, and his eyes sparkled again. "what did you call me mate?"

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Definition of a Badboy

Alex laughed uproariously, giving him a shiteating grin and raised his middle finger in the universal fuckhead salute. "what now bitch!" he laughed, before zipping his pants and continuing down the sidewalk casually wishing he hadn't left his shirt.

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It's a Horse Thing

The younger stud stood casually in the doorway, head bowed so he could fit in the door, with that same shiteating grin plastered on his muzzle that made the older stallion want to smash his muzzle across the floor.

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Short Order

Then she got a look at what i was packing, and i ain't gonna lie: i had a big ol' shiteating grin on my muzz when she exclaimed, "what the fuck, carl!"

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For Every Door that Closes -- Fourteen

"shiteating betrayer of pack!" fangr screamed, as i leapt over his next swing, grabbing the falling bundle of spears and tossing them on the other side of the nearest pool.

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