SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)

New spam tested "safe" on both children and chimps! only six out of seven were driven psychotic as sprayable spam turned grey matter neurotic! but ninety-percent of our experts agree that new sprayable spam is safe as can be!

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Lovers by Proxy

There were few things more aggravating than spam e-mails, except perhaps for spam e-mails with viruses in them.

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Feline Love in Middle School (what, 5 now)

spam spam spam spam! spam spam spam spam! i have far too much time on my hands these days. i also drink too much coffee... this story is very nasty dirty, and should not be read by anyone!

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Sorcery.Net

Let's see, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, something from his sister mina, wrestling gamers united newsletter, spam, spam, spam, and spam. another click brought up the message: "heya bro! thought you might be interested in this website here.

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Shadow Streams

He laughed once he saw it was already flooded with emote spam including caricatures of himself. the spam wouldn't stop until the stream ended and he was fine with that.

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Tai Blackmailed On Webcam

I laugh a little bit, but decide to spam it at him to see how many dings it takes to get him to do it. 251522\_617: stand up. 251522\_617: stand up. i spam it at him repeatedly, able to hear the dings over his microphone.

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They Came From Heaven

Didn't help either that i lived in a suburb built exclusively for people who worked at the local spam cannery. spam!

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* Poem * Species Dysphoria III

So, you can choose to read the first line of stanza three as: " streamed versions draw the chief executives to a powerful program " or " streamed versions draw the chief executives to live radio (spyware adware spamming) " or " a powerful program, right now

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Payday part 3

Lester looked down at his can of spam. "i, honestly, need the money." the wolf gave a mirthless laugh. "i said, no bullshit." "really," lester looked up. "for what?" warren asked. lester looked back into his can of spam.

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Everyone Could Use a Bigger Penis

And don't even get me started on the porn spam. i can't believe how many of these i get... and probably eighty percent of the spam i get is about sex. so today when i sat down to check my email, i wasn't expecting too much new or interesting.

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Memories of the past

I start the email software... it starts downloading a few mails... spam... ads... my dad... more spam... both of my employers, my landlord... an information about changes in the eula from ebay... and two of my friends...

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Suburban Bliss - Chapter One

At least the spam filter got most of it, but every now and then, something would find its way through. i deleted the unimportant messages and realized that there were no important messages left.

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