Random Trades: Jeremy's Changes

"ah, yes, well..." the old basset was brought off his tangent, "it appears you're going through a very extreme equivalent of female puberty, which is causing you to rapidly develop secondary sex characteristics to go with your primary ones.

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Dangerous Days at Sea

She did not move, but she did not have too, the reptile was dry humping her big round cheeks like a basset hound in heat.

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Phantom Chronicles Chapter 9

Oddly, the deli owner (an elderly human with silvery hair and more wrinkles than a basset-hound) wasn't wearing a black cloak like the people i saw earlier were. instead he was wearing what looked like a t-shirt and jeans underneath a well-worn apron.

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The Agency

Ty snapped out of combat mode and turned to find doctor gross with a basset-hound in army uniform. the doctor was saying, "this is agent ty." "agent," ty muttered. he hadn't fought anyone for real; he was still just a little kid to them.

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The Substitute Tooth Fairy: A Bon Bon Tale

Nearby, a lone basset hound sat at a slot machine, endlessly dropping florins into it and ratcheting the lever with a dull, listless expression on his face. betty sighed, but couldn't argue with dalila's logic, saying, "i suppose you're right.

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Giant's Leap (Agency's Endgame)

Ty's run-in with former colonel salt, a crazed basset hound scientist, had smashed much of a shopping mall. the chinese government hadn't cared too much, but they'd been less than helpful about helping ty get home. so, he hiked.

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Taking One For the Team

._ basset hound, pug, pomeranian. _is that a guy? just yuck on the pug. now here's something._ craig took another look at the pomeranian. a small dog, but she was cute, and her bright, yellow fur was certainly eye-catching.

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Pain of Loneliness(1)

Like any feral basset hound, he was a glutton for attention, what people often called 'suck puppies' in regards to pets. she smiled and hugged me gently before stepping back and saying, "follow me."

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Merry Fucking Christmas, Chad!

He then held the chair by the top and twisted it like a cap, revealing the hazelnut fur of a snoozing basset hound, arm sagging over the side, tongue lolling out with his pants and belt on the floor.

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Red the hunter: part 1 heart break

Apparently one of the kurvaz commanders didn't exactly stay down after red dropped that stone pillar on him at basset. they fucker decided to give us a drop to escort this package somewhere, it's a fucking nuke..."

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Pool Day

, an animated classic that nearly drove its basset-hound detective, acting opposite an unseen imaginary cartoon rabbit, completely batty.

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