HM-07 Viva la Fiesta del Hazardo!
Ivan kingsley, our on the spot carrington security systems infomercial," he laughed.
Campin' with the Girls
He watched an infomercial for a fur treatment kit; 'wallop in the luxury of a five star resort spa right in your own bathroom, call now!'.
Recovery Efforts (Part 1)
Cat awoke to the flickering light and tumult of an infomercial on the tv. dusk showed through the window and the cable receiver's display reported that the time was 9:45 in the evening.
A Fated Reality-Chapter 17
How 'star wars' managed to beat out infomercials is beyond me. 'you cannot win luke.' 'i have to! you killed my father!' 'no luke...i am you father!' 'now that's bullshit!'
Teach Me
The tv was showing a boring infomercial. she shut it off with a swipe of her front paw and then curled up on the couch. her mind went to work. she didn't like seeing darin in such a pathetic state.
The New Grind - Part Two
You got your own infomercial and hotline number, don'tcha?" i smirked a little, in spite of myself. "so how much do i owe ya for this consultation?" she laughed warmly, and patted my hand. "dinner and a beer!
Whom to Suspect when You're Expecting
When he got back to the bedroom he found jason up and wide awake, watching an infomercial about a fitness system neither of them could afford. his face brightened when he saw the plate, not the dog holding the plate. "thank you!"
Katz the Cowardly Cat
Di lung almost-but-not-quite-sarcastically asked katz, concluding said question with an absurdly cheesy "twinkle teeth" grin straight out of everyone's "favorite" infomercials while katz insultedly double-face-palmed himself and angrily muttered "yes" through
Family Secrets
++++ ferdinand woke up with a start on the couch and found the tv still on, but now a morning infomercial was blasting across the screen rather than the show he had been watching.
Reaper Pollenburn Campaign: Episode 1
_"there was an ad on it on the infomercial channel. apparently, you can get someone to surgically implant synthetic muscle into you. lasts longer than real muscle and you can eat as much as you want and not exercise and it'll stay.
No Control (M/M)
I ended up awake at five in the morning, intentionally watching infomercials on tv to instill my faith in humanity. by seven, i was stir crazy and my apartment window aimed right east.
Level Five, Graduation!: A Pink & Blue Diaperfur Adventure, Part Two
"you're the one who's suggestible enough to believe an infomercial! get out of here!" dex sniffed. there was another scent in the air too. something else was spilling out of the vents. it made him drowsy.