God...in the Flesh

She walked around him like he was a poison tipped cactus. "you're not what i expected from our creator." she said it deadpan.                "and you're exactly what i pictured when i saw your genetic code.

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Thri-Kreen Erotica

"gods,", zera said softly, "don't ask me why, but you taste almost exactly like my mother's cactus stew!" i laughed as i sat up. zera was still excited, still quivering with pleasure and the anticipation of pleasure. "so... so what do we do now?"

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Finding a New Self, Chapter 11: Celebration

I actually meant... that thing was kind of... cactus-y. did you... do you..." renna coughed into her hand. "tried once, hurt, stopped."

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Xidon: Part 1

It had hardly any life, besides a few cacti here and there, and the occasional primitive animals such as jack rabbits and snakes. they were all inferior, because they were designed by nature to be less complex than us.

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Spirit of the Outback - Epilogue -

His mind fell away, as something pushed out from his buttocks, pain lancing through his body like he'd fallen into a prickly pear cactus. more pain, legs twisting and bones snapping, until he was writhing and shrieking beneath the uncaring sun.

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Dark Adventures of Gatomon Part 1 - An Early Afternoon

One way it might be as rough as a cactus, the other a soft as satin, and she worked that to the fullest on the underside and head of his shaft. tai began to pump his hips a bit stronger, feeding the length into her maw as she bobbed in unision.

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#PlantDragonProblems

Thunder always liked to jokingly compare himself to a cactus whenever it started to rain or he showered too long.

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Sherly's Ranch

Houzu imagined it must have been all the cacti... he was snapped out of this thoughts as he felt a soft punch on his shoulder, it was none other than shirley.

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The Twelve Talismans - Chapter 3 - The Ox Talisman - Super Strength

He looked up as the tress parted, a huge cactus with eyes and boxing gloves walking through. togemon smiled as she lied down, sending up a bit of sand as she placed her massive arm in the arm wrestling position. "ready?"

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Tauren Tale, Chapter 8

He wasn't sure which was better, cactus that tasted like "green," the haunch of a dying man, or a poisonous nut that _should_ be safe to eat. sanja was busily cutting pods away with her knife and dropping them into the bag.

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Tauren Tale, Chapter 7

"the... the cactus wasn't _that_ bad," he stammered. sanja nodded and returned silently to gathering her stuff. she was relieved that neither of the others had to have meat for dinner.

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