Chronicles of the Resistance - V

Those oversized zeppelins, which could suffocate a damn wildebeest, were likely filled to the brim with a neurotoxin that would soon course through his veins and spell his demise. that is, if his notes on the subspecies were to be believed.

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Fox out of Water

Not as tasty as gazelle, no, not, no, not as nice as wildebeest, no, not as yummy as ... antelope, just to pick something not quite at random, no, but crunchy, and the tails are nice._" "oh."

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Our Last Tears

The old gnu were speaking boorishly as he was still grazing. “if i and my mates allow ourselves to have a pleasant walk in there to trash their cute faces, i don't think you would do better than being a wandering snack."

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Bringing Back the Species part 1

"this is one of our older subjects, she was found on the savanna hunting several wildebeest when a safari group came across her." the koala cut in.

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#32 - Of Insanity And Inanity (Short Story)

._ she might follow you back here like a hyena tracking a wounded wildebeest, and then who knows what will happen? she reminds me a bit of you, really. you both do your damnedest to suck the life out of every living thing you come across."

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North Head - Chapter 2 - Caroline

I could see the effect that had on him like watching a wildebeest brought down by a lion. i knew i probably shouldn't, but excused myself with the thought that it probably would happen anyway.

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The Lion King 2 1/2: Chapter 34 - Of Princes And Proper Breeding

Tungora felt his heart beat a little faster, but grinned and did the best gnu-ish grunt he could muster, bobbing his head as if he had horns. "doing good," he answered with feigned calm. "could use more lionessbutt."

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The Last Shell

Far below, his shadow set herds of wildebeest to fleeing, and he was reminded of a time, long ago when he had defeated the army of a worthy rival.

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[Commission] A Spirited Night

He'd thought that old gnu woman was going to pepper-spray him... he couldn't help it, though!

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My Pride Friend-Chapter 12

"wildebeest shit!" i protested, "she hardly gets reprimanded about anything, and i always get blamed for everything when something bad happens! i'm always treated like i'm irresponsible and i'm not! i'm always never listened to!

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The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride- Part 1

Mufasa was grinning to himself as he noticed the other two hyenas that had assaulted him with kolo were also getting their faces fucked by okono and tubos, the gnu and hippo leaders respectively.

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