## soap operas
hominids love soap-operas. soap-operas are the predominant television story-form on other hominid planets, just like situation-comedies and cop-shows are predominant on earth-sol.
Alien, Elk, M/F, Saurian, UFO
Author's note:
Every year, before I do a writing seminar, I'll sit down at the keyboard, and do some writing, just to stay in touch. Usually, I'll do a one off, a simple piece, just to get my creativity going. This time, however, I wanted something...
Beach, Jersey Shore, M/F, Male/Female, Series, Update, soap opera
Leonardo, you are supposed to give a passionate, i love you, then you both of you are to share a deep loving kiss, like in my soap operas." with that he left the room "what kind of soap operas has he been watching lately?" raph asked.
Character Development, Leonardo, M/M, Rapheal, Romance, Story Progression, donatello, michelangelo, teenage mutant ninja turtles
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"...you like soap operas?!" the gecko screeched incredulously.
"yes!" kuro yelled. "my name is kuro down, and i like money, boobs, fighting, and soap operas. i'm here because i want to buy a better tv, so i can watch soap operas... in hd!"
Avian, Bear, Bird, Black, Blood, Costume, Dark, Dark Side, Death, Disguise, Feather, Feathers, Fight, Gecko, Gore, Hair pulling, Heartless, Hot little bird on big bear action, Killer, Owl, Pulling, Side, Violence, Violence (Not In Yiff), White, alter ego, asshole, big, guro, hair, heart, jonathan, kill, killing, murder, snowy owl, underground, wild
Real life is very much like a soap opera in which everyone plays a role. we all have the experience of following the emotional swings of the characters of soap operas."
Anime, Clean, Female, Kung Fu Panda, Tigress
Thus, expect a hiatus until my mind is less chaotic and focused on sex and violence than a fucking michael bay action scene, and i know more about my gender identity than i know about mexican soap operas.
Bisexual, Lion
Thus, expect a hiatus until my mind is less chaotic and focused on sex and violence than a fucking michael bay action scene, and i know more about my gender identity than i know about mexican soap operas.
Bisexual, Lion
Can't make up holidays, so i thought why not make my own little soap opera...get it now?"
"s-soap opera? what do you mean?"
Anal, Animal Crossing, Canine, Death, Feline, M/M, Nintendo, Rape, Raptor, Video Games, Violence
"Goddamnit! That probably got me killed!" The maus yelled at the screen as it blinked from her game.
Previously, the massive command center screen had been displaying the most recent iteration of whizbangshootyfight to an unwelcome video call. The...
Blood, Boar, Breach and clear, Choking, Dragon, Female, Fight, Fighting, Food, Land of lies, Male, Pig, Robbers, Strap-On, Superheroes, Video Games, Weight Gain, Wouslf, bank, eating, snacks, soap opera, superhero