You Do Dumb Things When...
And while the news and scientists said that the event was seemingly random, she was sure fate had been directly fucking with her that day. no amount of emergency census data or empirical evidence could convince her otherwise.
Professor Redwood
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Breaking into the Biz (M/M - dalmatian/horse)
"a few lines of dialogue followed by directed sex." i took a deep breath. "i'm here, i'll give it a shot i guess..." tony smiled. "happy to hear it. try not to be self-conscious, ok.
Nyx Switch Chapter 11: ELEVATORS (ME AND YOU)
Mary shook her head hard, fur flying out in every direction. "fuck, i don't know! but i'm not dead! i can't be!" mary put a hand to her head, feeling faint. ana slumped her shoulders, not being used to seeing the older, tougher wolf loose her cool.
The Porn Note, Chapter 5: Life and Death on Line 3
I can't directly fuck with jonah over there -" "just as i cannot attempt to heal him of his madness while he holds his book." "ain't madness when you're right, jonesy." "so, when i...wrote for him to strip..." "hahahahahah!"
M Scizor x F Lurantis
Scizor didn't expect her to be this eager to have direct sex all of a sudden. "never underestimate me, i did tell you i could handle myself right?
Pokemon Boot camp - A new day
The lad asked to ricks direction. "fuck, now it's over.." rick thought to himself, panicking a bit..
Possession and Paraphernalia
Marcie found her thoughts spinning in that direction. sex on the ground. would that be comfortable? would her body be pushed into the dirt, and when she rose would she leave behind a print? what would steve's lips taste like right now?
Rocketing Around the Galaxy 9
Even then, it was shaky as hell, wobbling from side to side, barely able to point in one direction. "fuck..." rocket shook his head. "he got you good." "yeah, well...that happened. let's just get him back, huh?"
Zodiac - Cancer
Instead it was filled with cop cars and officers, all looking in her direction. "fuck..." she said, taking a few steps backwards. "fuck fuck fuck..." "you are not to let anyone leave that building," a soft, mocking voice said in her ear.
Newly Outed Gay Guys Are All the Rage
The middle finger of the bunny's paw went up, pointing in the tiger's general direction, "fuck you, you know i just like watching 'em. i didn't get to see cold revenge yet."
"Family Tails" - Chapter 32
"so a wolf who is part human wants to mate with a man who is part wolf, so that her offspring can pass along a limited form of telepathy to both g.e.l.f. and human alike, presumably this 'gift' can only be passed along by direct mating.