Krystal's Training

At your birth you are raped in turn by every black, white, asian, latino, gangster, emo, redneck, druggy, venereal disease ridden, french, canadian, arab, indian, goth, scientologist, jock, nerd, otaku, metal head, hippie, satanist, in the known and unknown

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Teetering on a Fence: New Love

Despite his size and musculature, the hyper masculine french-canadian hound was looking like a scared boy. his eyes were wide with terror and embarrassment. mark's own natural glance noticed the bulge in the other dog's pants.

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Shapeshifting For Dummies

The french canadian didn't have the money for such an elaborate hoax. step 1: shapeshifting is a lost art that requires care and precision. please read all directions to prepare yourself for the process.

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Always remember Chapter 1

Okay so this location is a fictional paris, i don't speak french (canadian fail xd) and i wasn't about to translate that so....

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Shifting Consequences--Chapter 15: Chasing Dreams

Her grandfather was hopi and her grandmother was french-canadian. that most remarkable thing about her is that she's good at finding people. dealing with them is a different story, however. she isn't so good at dealing with them.

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The New Breed, Chapter 3 New Kid on the Block

Silver left w and stood in the outer office, usually occupied by w's secretary/bodyguard, the french-canadian poodle mademoiselle chienne-caniche.

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Virgin Nymphomaniac Chronicles #2: Introducing Mortimer

I do have french grandparents, well, french canadian anyway, but, i never grew up around them and i never could figure out the language." "i guess i should come clean." rachael bleated. "i had actually been practicing my french leading up to this date.

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Blinded Troublemaker

It was certainly better than listening to his teacher ramble on about french canadian history; one topic that was never his strong point. in fact, history wasn't his strong point at all. he found it rather bland and boring.

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Dealing with demons

Turning and walking backwards up the drive daisy said, "pretty bad, my grandparents on dads side are french canadian, and i couldn't understand a damn thing you said till the end of it.""

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The Musician's Writer [Chapter 2: Alone at Home]

"well, my dad wanted us, meaning my brother and i, to "experience french canadian life", to which i didn't like. i hated it." "oh, well that sucks." "yeah... but," ajax shrugged. "whatever. what about you? where are you from?"

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Spirit Bound: Appendix

Grade 10 classes: english, math, integrated science, chemistry, french, canadian history, visual arts, computer sciences **geoff ruarc mcdougal-** he turns 16 years old on sep 17, 2011. he is in grade 10, and is almost always on the honour roll.

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My Boyfriend is a Werewolf: Chapter 7

"because champoeg had french canadians as well as americans" he said before he paused for a moment. "if we're lucky, i know an elder that speaks fluent french and chinookian" he said. "who's that?" she asked. "jean" he said simply.

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