Because I'm shy. (An Afroman parody)
\*in normal voice\* well.. yeah but also because i'm shy. (we hear that!) ye-ah! because i got shy! because i got shy! because i got sh - y i've messed up most of my life; because i'm too shy.
Love Unvalued
Some of you believe that love finds you but, in my twenty seven year life it's never that simple. My name is, Slate Destro I'm a German Sheppard hybrid. For the last nine years I've been working at a small software company. Everyone that I work with...
PMD fan fiction: Dungeon Payday Love
While shy words were being exchanged between the two partners, the meowth brought himself onto the ampharos' lap.
Kino's Opportunity - Part 1
"what is your name, shy one?" i said my name so quietly that it sounded to me like a whistle in my throat. "nobody will hurt you; certainly not me." the rhino assured me. "i don't do things like that. won't you come closer?"
Scar's Game
"_Scar_? Are you alright?" Scar dragged himself into the royal den of Pride Rock. There was none of his usual saunter, no immutable smirk. Instead his face contorted with agony, and his hind-leg dangled limp behind. "I tried to fight them off, but...
Stripper Harem: My First Girlfriend
Looks like one of those shy nerdy types", said the mouse waitress that served them. "that can still be arranged", lowly growled a buff lion bouncer wearing a tight black shirt that showed off his muscle physic, with black pants.
The Unscratchable
She would never have guessed shy, cute little isaac would be the one to give her the mating she needed, but she not only felt that he was the only one she could trust, but that he deserved it.
Musing on Personal Fantasies
“ah, one of the shy ones, hmm?” “...maybe?” “we’ll have to break that stage fright. and i know just the way to do it.
A Tricky Puzzle
Link stretched and massaged his sides after firing the iron ball through one of the many cannons dotting the ruins. Though it had been a while since the incident at Lake Hylia, he was still surprised at how quickly Midna changed. He wasn't happy that...
(Abandon All Modesty) Ye Who Enter Here
Months passed since I started working as a male stripper. Toddy Neon remained a steadily growing presence at the Desert Spice Saloon. As a young white fox dressed in an LED mask, the...
Alphys' Modern Life: Camera Shy (Part 1)
#1 of alphys' modern life: camera shy in this just-about-pitch-perfect tribute/parody of (not to mention massive improvement over) a classic episode from probably the best nicktoon series of all time (rocko's modern life), alphys gets filmed doing a wide
Nightmares (1)
_The soft, bushy tail was his only comfort as he lay curled in his bed, shivering from the weather that shook the house in torturous rage, lightning illuminating the room and casting evil shadows across the bleak expanse of his room; echoes of shrouded...