Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 2
"induction night" is usually a favorite of the upperclassmen newts: get the new kids drunk and stoned, take them to the basement, and welcome them to the "training" process that would make
Pinpricks - Chapter 1
He wanted to rebut it, and say something mean to the dragon - perhaps he'd call him a newt, he thought. but there was an uneasy lack of malice in leo's voice. in his face. it wasn't teasing, it was just.. a name.
Dressed for Deviance
She'd finally gotten the meek newt she wanted. what more could a girl have asked for? draco looked down at miia between her tits and admired the messy femfacial she had given her.
Second Time
I looked back and saw two newt kids hiding behind a lithe newt woman and the most muscular elephant i've ever seen. the elephant was staring down at mark as he explained.
What Can You Do When Voodoo? [Comm]
The jars of strangely colored baby food sat, labeled with horrendous titles such as "eye of newt" and "nektasha's nectar" those there... she doesn't expect me to... that's disgusting...
The Wizard's Fall [TF/TGs] [COM]
A very good friend of his ended up being turned into a newt by the wizard permanently. he kept him as a pet nowadays but for clear reasons things were never quite the same.
Chapter Ten
Chip managed to look behind newt and saw dale desperately struggling against mole's big arms. "daaale!!" he cried out to her, but stopped when he saw mole talk into dale's ear.
Strip Poker
The newt sighed and shook his head, standing up, "not for me, i'm on the midnight watch, captain?"
The Monster of Newbourne; or, Lady Kinstone's Lover
Lurking behind a table leg was a newt. it was a dwarfish, strangely stunted newt, but undoubtedly a living, breathing newt, instead of a slice of preserved newt flesh. she jumped up from her chair. "yes! i have it at last!"
Some Goalies Need Extra Padding: Chapter 1
To be fair, anyone who's played hockey before could tell you that goalies tend to be eccentric individuals, full of secret game-day rituals and odd behaviors, and the others i'd played with on the nhsu newts were no exception.
Cream of the Crop
As if that ever stopped the perverted newt.
Sapient Genus Species
Seagull - laridanro - laridae stork - ciconianro - ciconiidae toucan - ramphastanro - ramphastidae ##### amphibians - amphibianro frog - acranro - acrine newt / salamander - salamandranro - salamandridae ##### fish - pescanro - (god dammit.)