The Emporium of Curious Goods 2: Addictive TV

As he finished the chips, the cartoon stopped for another commercial and now it was popcorn he was shoveling into his beak. popcorn gave way to steak. steak gave way to fried chicken. fried chicken gave way to a casserole.

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Vladimir Putin Show!

Putin:\*completely embarrassed\* i swear to god that was supposed to be funny doritos commercial! \*awkward silence for the next 30 seconds\* putin: and now our real commercial break! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?

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The Birth of a Phoenix (Chapter 1) (Draft 2)

While i passed the walls and walked into the city, i observed its commercial activity, and its people going about their daily lives. it was noon, and the three suns were at their apex in the sky.

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Everyone Does It at Home

The television flicked on and began playing a commercial for a local pizzeria. the commercial began with a sexy doe in a skimpy santa outfit shaking her barely contained butt at the camera.

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Pollie in... All Clear!

The possum's bright pink nose twitched as she tried to pick up on any unusual scents carried down the empty street of the commercial center.

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Squirrel Your Stuff

_start commercial break._ ** ** ** ** _ _ a network promo plays. "tomorrow night," the announcer says, "laugh, squeak, and chitter along with us! it's comedy night on scurry-tv!

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Confessions

But it wasn't long until veemon starts thinking of the commercial. veemon starts tossing and turning in the bed, wanting to get rid of the commercial and go to sleep. but he can't get rid of it!

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Mother's Day in Devout America

Although commercialization remains strong, floral and greeting card companies are encouraged to produce cards promoting motherhood as an occupation for young girls to strive towards.

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“A Tiger Walks Into a Bar”

Casey loves his job with the tv commercial production company.

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Evil Rises- Chapter Nine

It was the best he could afford based on the limited wages from his commercials. he was about to turn off the television when one of his commercials started playing. he was sitting in what was supposed to be the arctic.

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Rhyne and Rhyn explain: Copyright

Rhyn: brilliant, so this prevents us from being used by commercial publishers for profit and the writer can transfer his copyright to his descendants?

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Amber's Imaginary Friends

Then a commercial break came and gave her some relief. as she watched a tony the tiger commercial came on. at first she thought nothing of it. then a strange feeling went through her mind. she thought that tony was very attractive.

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