Do you wanna build a snowman?
"you'll only find earwax, no magic there" he said giggling as she peered into his ears. "hrumph. nu fair" she said as she sat back down and crossed her arms in protest. "what isn't fair sweetie?" a voice said from behind.
Nick Wilde's Crazy Ride.
He reached into his ear antennae casually, twirled his finger around, and plucked out earwax the size of a small tennis ball.
To Wander Infinity ~ Chapter Thirteen: The Tail End of Twilight
He inspected his fingernails as though checking for earwax, then began picking at them with his other hand.
The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head
If i'm a fucking earwax-consuming pig, you can say so!"
I See Alphys, I See Francis (Alphys X Francis)
Alphys lovingly whispered into francis' left ear, sticking her tongue seductively into his ear canal and licking out almost half a cup's worth of slimy hairy earwax. "umm...who exactly are those guys, might i ask?"
Chapter 1: Bennett's
His purring vibrated around her as he stretched his tongue inside her ear to lap at the sensitive skin, clearing away any earwax that had accumulated.
Griffin's Kiss
Besides, the animals around here taste like free-range earwax." something very obvious about this was bugging your mind that was nearing the point of total collapse. "how are....?" "drive-thru. duh."
The Darkness of Dead Stars
Said, looking down at the dubious foodstuffs he'd pulled from the wall slot: algae loaf with oleo gravy, salted algae fries, and pasta-shaped congealed algae pressings with a side of algae, all without the faintest semblance of flavor, and a texture like earwax
Chapter 10: Return
She pulled back and looked at him sternly, "and i'm not licking your earwax." jason purred amusedly, "whatever you want, but try not to get carried away and bite me, okay?"
Wishful Thinking, Chapter 11.
However, his warning went unheeded as the hyena decided to taste the small glob of earwax now attached to his nose. well, this ought to serve to teach it a lesson about personal space!
Katz the Cowardly Cat
Katz rolled his eyes, rested his left cheek on his corresponding hand-paw (nearly causing courage to fall face-first into a great big oozing pile of his earwax, naturally enough), boredly sighed, and then dug his way ever-so-slightly deeper into his right
Curiosity Shrunk The Cat (Story Commission)
After surviving for an entire month on the sweat and earwax from within the bobcat's ear, isaac looked just like any of the countless other nano slaves currently inhabiting the bodies of the two magnificent figures standing before the table where little isaac