389 Many Years Earlier

For a moment it seems there'll be an altercation and skeezy dude will surely be smacked down, but the whole thing is so clearly accidental that they just can't quite seem to make a fight out of it.

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Ovipony

"dude," pyrus said as he shook his boyfriend awake. "dude. dude! dude, dude. dude. dude! dude." "aaaaugh, i'm up, i'm up!" "uh, dude? did you drink this stuff?" he was telekinetically holding up the half-empty milk bottle.

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The Dog Enemy

The red dudes don't move after they pick a spot to stand with their guns. i suppose that i should get on with the level and kill the red dudes. but...do i really wanna leave this level?

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A better world 3

Hey, wait a minute - so you don't know about the other dude?" "what other dude?" "dude!" marcus' smile lit up his eyes. "that older dude. not _old_, you know, just older." he studied my face for a moment, perhaps trying to guess my age.

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What Tigers Dream Of - Chap. 5

I wouldn't label myself as anything, dude, but it just happens that i like guys." tj shook his head as if to clear thoughts from his mind. "sorry dude. i just didn't think you'd be into guys."

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A raccoon at the beach, part 2

"no problem there dude. you could eat someone here, no regrets." the otter looked at him with a measuring eye. "you're a little dude. callie could swallow you no problem, but you don't want that. you think you could swallow her?"

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Wayt's Story, Part 01 - The Bar

Really helping me figure out where i'm at as a dude. at least i think so. and there is this one dude i kinda want to stick around. his name's jake and he's pretty good in the sack. actually had him over to my place if if means anything.

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Wolf blood chapter 3

Danny nodded, "duh, its a hundred times better than sex dude, just go buy the game and find out the meaning to life itself dude."harry blinked at him blankly, "i don't want to go waste my money on..."

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The Strong-side - Alex and Joseph

"dude, won't that be awkward?" joseph asked unsurely from the side of the bed. "dude, after this week i don't even care at this point." alex suggested.

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Flash Pulp #13 Prehensile Penis

"i told you i can't get a boner, dude," jack replied as he pulled out the relatively cool shaft like he were erecting a statue.

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Smashed Balls - Collaboration with Linkin Monroe

"shit dude, you didn't warn me when you came, i drank some of that spunk dude!" the buff dog remembered, making a face when he realized his morning breath was the horse's spunk, and jabbed an accusing finger on the horse's chest.

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White Lies Lead to Lying in White

"dude... bro... i'm gonna sleep so hard tonight," mark said, his voice a murmur. "no blue balls tomorrow for sure, dude..." a chorus of sleepy agreements, then silence.

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