Epic Rap Battles of SoFurry. No. 1 Doow Vs Rawcaw
At the top of the totem, my rhymes still the most potent, despite my refraining from language so unpleasant. men like you who are corrupted and defiled, with such dangerous rhymes you should be exiled.
Blue Skies
Dormant branches reach up like fingers to a cloudless sky, where not even the bravest of crows fly, and not a drop of summer's rain lingers. Still the wind breathes, stirring dead leaves. The sun shines down bright, warming only those...
Porn in the Style of Emily Dickenson
I took your load three times last night-- A feat of magnitude You texted me and I just laughed Cause you were in the mood But--really--who was I to think My hole was still too tight-- You said you'd take it nice and slow Unless I tried...
Alone
Am I alone? The only one who had never known Of the gift that was given to all but my own A strange comfort; The boon of knowing That everything was to stay And that nothing was going To be secure in your thoughts and ideas That there was...
Coming of the Gray
Frost burned out the sky, With the coming of the Gray. No fires to keep at bay The coldest of the night. The ash is here, Light the lanterns dear. The best of plans, now awry With the falling of the rains. Darkness comes to reign, And all...
You, Me, and We
This turned into more of a poem...but hell, i just like to rhyme. so enjoy my poem thingy!~ once, there was you and me. and life was great with you and me. then later, you and me were we. suddenly, my life was we.
Shed for the Fallen
Shed for the Fallen Life is not a thing to last More so for those loved that have passed. But then, there are the days of Terramor, Land of the heart where they survive forever more. Memories, Emotions, things to please Come alight. When...
A Worriors Word
**Honestly Idk what this is haha :3 Just a little something that I decided to do in a random, but serious kind of mood.** **\<3** **....................................** **A Warriors Word** Sitting in a dark room, he softly whispers my name....
Love, Lost, and Lost again.
---- What i have been feeling these past couple days. And the person I am referring to, as 'you', did exist, but I don't have him anymore, because of how my family felt about it. and 'he' is my new love interist. There isn't a day that goes by that I...
The Round Trip
I was just taking doc's rhyming dictionary for a spin. - - - he had little will to live much longer: they wanted to make the chemicals stronger. they'd take him in their giant paws, hook him to machines, staunch with gauze.
The Cookie
"Keep up! Come on!" shouted the fox. "Put on your socks, pup! Before they're all gone!" The fox, named Dale, was wimpy and frail. But he had a look of whimsy and shale--well, for a male. The cookie jar was open, high on the shelf. Instead, it...
A Serenifi Christmas
Why do i have to make it rhyme? the end. merry christmas! serenity coyote belongs to kessielou. (on deviantart.) fifi la fume belongs to warner bros.