I Have Gotta Fly Higher

"you are the best man now." knuckles just nods at the fox. he smiles to himself, glad that he is showing someone the right path in life, a path that he wishes someone had shown him when he was younger.

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Sutopia, Ch 9

"my dad didn't have a lot of friends so you were best man, and she said your speech was 'epic'."

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The Quest for the Holy Dildo #10

"does the best man have to be a man?" the jarl asked. "her?!" muz-ra managed to squeal while the jarl lowered his back massage. | [!

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Our fathers work at the lab PART 1 - Dad’s New Home Security System

I wanted you to be the best man you could be, but i was mistaken. i wasn’t raising at man at all. you’re a beast, a slave to your desires. you only care about that pecker between your legs and making sure you feel as good as possible.

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Tales of Zootopia: Clyde and Soren Revisited

There, i saw them exchange vows (just to fuck with heteronormativity, clyde was in fishy drag, wearing a beautiful dress), since i was chosen as the best man. then, everybody cheered, including the parents.

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Road Trip. The Pit Stop

They walked back to the sedan, but donovan's suspicion was rising, they could all feel it, things had always been off about their friendship, from being the best man, to the origin story of their friendship, it never made sense to donovan how they met, now

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The Orc

._** **_before you ask, jason has no problem teaming up with a flaming gay as he knows i do my job and do it well, not to mention that we are friends and i am his best man for his wedding.

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Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

She says, wearing nothing but an apron \>you smile and nod, then pull her into a hug and kiss \>"i hope you weren't lying about wanting to see me again" you say as you break from the kiss \>she gives a happy smile and pulls you closer \>"you are the best man

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Goonitron

“but gooning is the best, man! we could fuck and fight all we want! all ya gotta do is open your eyes!” flock let go of milch’s hand and pried open his eyes, wrenching his head up to look at the disco ball. “no!”

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Everyone Does It at the Wedding

He was charles' best man for the wedding. charles immediately pulled his oldest and best friend into a tight embrace, "lucky... fuck man, being married's took its toll on you has it?"

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I'm Home...Joy...

"well, i'll be your best man, and you'll be mine." jim said with a laugh. jake choked on one of his fries at this part and looked up at the gorilla. once again the feeling like he was betraying everyone swept over him.

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In prep of the big day

Tomorrow he was going to be gabriel's best man at his wedding. he knew gabriel for almost two years. in that time he had formed the kind of friendship that one has with on old war buddy, which gabriel was.

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