Mini-Story -- You Hear Music in the Background...
Crossing his fingers, the pup quoted the punchline to an old joke, saying, "you're a mean drunk, superman." he uncrossed his fingers. "i nudge the elf, signaling that i want him to know what he perceives."
Kioga 4: A Felicitous End
You're going to tell me this entire shitshow is some bizarre recreation of that old joke? because if it is, you're still missing bestiality, incest, and pedophilia.
Dinner
That was the old joke, wasn't it? "a pup and his paw... it's a beautiful thing." regardless of species, it's something that most, if not all, males discover and revel in often, throughout life.
Willow Falls (part 1)
It was an old joke between the three; sam had once stated a fear of sharks and the constant torture she endured because of it was a fitting reward for her honesty.
Honest Denial
That old joke had been going for years and it never failed. it didn't mean anything, and i wasn't on mushrooms or drugs for that matter. i suppose it just came from being a little... weird from time to time i suppose?
Sylvr's Story - Chapter 4
After eating, we all hung around for awhile, letting the filling breakfast sit, all the while telling the old jokes and stories, somehow laughing at them.
A Life in High School, Ch. 8
It was an old joke between us. we'd use sports or actions that usually aren't used for greetings/questions as exactly that. "but seriously, i haven't seen you since...what was it, fifth grade?"
If the shed's a rocking
Once more the old joke made the elephant roll his eyes. however, he felt the heat of a blush on his cheeks and gave a soft moan as two eager hands reached between his thighs. rough fingertips, from decades of hard work on the docks.
When the plan goes wrong
It was, and soon he was living out an old joke. "the mechanic says it looks like you blew a seal," he growled under his breath. or rather a seal blew him, in this case.
Chapter Three - Who I am
'i merely wanted to explain it before he thought of it himself, saving him the trouble of telling an old, old joke.' said the rabbit smoothly, returning to his meal. 'so...you really meant it when you said about showing me that combat simulation?'
For Magic!
That old joke barf spell should work!" her eyes flashed as she gathered magic to cast. then the fox's guts rumbled again and he slumped right as the spell hit. the room was a mess in short order.
Tales of Redstreak Chapter 10
A week after hir return shi was reintroduced at double h and they regaled hir with stories of past deeds and old jokes. three weeks after that flamy gave birth to their child and received a bit of a shock.