Against the Horizon - 03 - The Day After

"whoa..." he muttered, sounding uncannily like keanu reeves. "that tail freaking rocks! can't wait 'til i get one, too!" alex stared at him, dumbfounded. "you mean you really want to change?""why not?

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Rexville 18: Operation: Hump Day

Last monday, keanu saw him wearing them while drawing live people at the soccer field for his art class assignment. he complimented that he looked like a superhero, so he drew him wearing that, making a pose, and flexing his muscles.

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A Very Delusional Christmas

They fall in love, but then, the real keanu reeves gets pulled in, too! and keanu and neo fight for arnold's affections! and _then_, john matrix shows up, with his quad rocket launcher!

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Dorm Room Fling

keanu?" shawn stepped closer into the gap worryingly and spoke in a low voice, "robin, what is it?" robin's voice sounded relaxed and said, "nothing, just some lovebirds using the make-out spot." "oh, maybe we'll come back next time," shawn said.

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Chapter 15 "Deal"

Charlie was always to me keanu reeves, dion was young elijah wood and ryan was young shia lebouf (lmao) but as the story progresses and new characters come in, it might clear some confusion if i just say that i pay homage, i don't copycat personalities blatantly

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Silver-tongue Chapter 4: Substantia nigra

His punk-rocker voice caused judy to smirk when nick shot her a glance, and their little secret joke went unnoticed by anyone other than themselves especially when nick, not being able to help himself, began imitating a keanu reeves surfer boy trying to find

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The Tryst on the Train

Max and joyce got some guy to take a picture of them both bowing worshipfully before keanu reeves to get things started, then they posed off to the side of the kardashian family while looking in that direction with suspicious side-eyed glances.

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The Furtrix

Instead of keanu reeves playing the hero, it's everyone's favourite doggy brandy! many, many thanks to ben cooper for lots of the ideas that made this lemon possible.

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