Swamps Ain't the Kindest Places
Get here soon, redneck. or i'll kick your butt." he clicked the red cellphone shaped button on the pad before the gator got time to respond, barrett thought it was a little hilarious, maybe even a bit teasing and cute. all he had to do was wait.
Lumberjacked
"So, I was thinking of going to visit my cousin, up in British Columbia..." Virgil was bored. He and his husband, Gord, hadn't been having a great time recently. One might even say their marriage was in trouble. Their once-lively date nights had...
CoB2 - Special Delivery: Episode 5
City of Bears - Series 2: Special Delivery Episode 5: Never Work Again! by Wesley Bracken Mitch was a piece of trailer trash, and he was damn proud of it. he lived in a run down mobile home out on the edge of town, over where the Indian reservation...
Not Just Kissing Cousins
Also there's incest, and yet it's not being perpetrated by the one with the redneck accent. go figure. <:3c thumbnail background is from textures.com.
Mr. Green and the Gators
With that as permission i crawl into the hammock and almost instantly fall into the most redneck nap i've ever had. well no, actually, second most redneck, but that's another story entirely.
Chapter XII, Hot blood Black fur (Part One)
Marcus shrieked as he slammed on the makeshift bars that prevented him from venting his rage, but he may as well have been speaking russian to a redneck and all the crowd of beastfolk saw only a screaming monster.
The Dead Among Us (Chapter 2: Deliver Us)
Caro tells me he found a working humvee, minigun mounted and everything, which reminds me that i should have some m134s mounted on my bird, except that they eat ammo faster than a redneck at a range.gale and stevens are back on to providing support, and poor
Blood, Sweat, and Diesel: Chapter 2
"that'd be a human, you stupid redneck." darren said. darren had never been known to hold his usually-dignified manner when combat was imminent. jas relaxed instantly, as he knew what a human was, but strangely, had never seen one.
Control
I mean, i grew up pretty liberal, i suppose, but i never really met anyone gay, and i... aw crap, you probably think i'm a redneck butthead."
Jake's Genie
Sure enough, from several feet away, he lifted this sorry redneck off the ground and tossed him into the kitchen. kyle hit the wall with significant force and slid into a heap on the tile floor. "you fucker!"
Downtown Skirmish
Rapier and i introduced ourselves as we followed the lieutenant and the rest of the squad away from redneck gourmet, heading down the street they came from.
Hair of the Beast Pt. 2
For one, the whole place was set up as a strange shrine to redneck manliness and sports.