M dad jokes and prods about things like that, in that he assumes it's not the case, but he'd be wrong. the biggest thing for me right now is that i'm still closeted, and i don't know how to even go about telling him. i don't want to lose him too.
"liam?
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joke whenever kovu was around.
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In the center of the room (the "dungeon," dad jokingly calls it) is a series of hooks bolted to the concrete foundation.
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"dad joke," he managed to breath out, but jerome instantly retaliated by pushing more of his meat in him, getting a surprised yelp in return. the smug expression was something that cannot be put into words.
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I had to sit up with you and comfort you with lame dad jokes til you cracked up and forgot about it?"
the memory brought a smile to the bobcat's face as he shyly nodded.
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His father joked.
spark was easily irritated by his father's joke about him and her getting together; he had been doing that ever since he evolved into a pikachu from his earlier years. even now, he still hated it.
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Maybe something about the "platoon mom and dad" joke and who actually filled what role. whatever.
yeah, i'd told o that i was definitely the daddy in our relationship. and...
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"though let the poor girl dream for a little while longer," dad joked to empty laughter. "em hmn, sorry."
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There's no floor that can beat you up," his father joked, throwing him up in the air a couple of times. the wind picked up sambinon's fur a little each time he would go up and come back down into the strong arms of his father.
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It also has some violent situations and terrible dad jokes. you've been warned. **
thursday. afternoon, which meant it's the lunch period for my high school. the name's david.
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The pun caused bojack to groan like a million dad jokes had just been uttered at once. it also induced him into thinking of a name to refer to the dog with. "and then i guess you'd wanna be called 'peanutbuffer' or something like that?"
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