Videolog 1-1

Sadly, as you can see, i am not the healthiest individual...chubby, chunky, portly, heavy, well-fed, big-boned; my parents, as proud of me as they are, have used every euphemism there is for it, but the truth is, i'm fat. fat. there. i said it.

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Hot Dino Girls Preview

She wasn't aware that the english word 'sleep' could also be a euphemism for something intimate." niska grumbled, then she turned back to mike. “you see, mr.

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Chapter 1 Stupid Sheep

The more desperate wolves were sometimes known to pick off sheep who lingered on the edge of the forest, and so "gathering firewood" had become a euphemism for an untimely death.

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Ant Pods

“go alone” was the most obvious euphemism he’d ever heard. “all sorts pair up.” dixon realized tekel was closer—too close. they were sitting hip-to-hip.

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The Porn Note: Epilogue

._" "i'll try not to think of that as a euphemism." "_but it was._" ami left him blushing as she disappeared from his head, leaving just the communications channel in his communicator.

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Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 19

"well what euphemism do you propose we use, then?" "i dunno. something classy." "such as?" "bread and butter, one on top of the other." "how is that any less vulgar than stuffin' muffins?"

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Working Hard book 2 part 4

Also in attendance was my former boyfriend, lee, polishing his horns - not a euphemism, he's a bull. i've known him for a long time. we dated for a week before i confessed my love and he broke my heart, but it's fine.

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In Which Master Goat and the Famous Cock Part Company, Chapter 3/4

"all right, just checkin', no need to speak in fancy euphemisms when we're both about to get our meat beaten by a big hairy sweaty ol' wolf, no offence, mr jackie."

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Deep Space - Chapter 8, History of Reality

[skjorn] "is 'storm' a euphemism for war, 'cause if it is, i always carry a gun on me." quark tapped the chromium barrel at his waist. "no, it's a literal storm."

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Leprechaun Servant

"is...is this a real pole, or is that a euphemism?" "hehe, come on up and find out."

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Quarantine

Like if a log is a yoo... yoopha... euphemism? 'eu' makes a 'yoo' sound? then why the hell is euler's constant... never mind. like if a log is a euphemism for dick, and boot is like kicking! or just like a dominatrix boot or something.

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