An Invincible Summer Ch. 8 - Dance Me To The End Of Love Pt. 1
**At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin** North sat cross-legged on the sofa with a controller in his paws, relaxing in preparation for an evening of what he called...
Psych Self - Proof I'm still alive [Joke]
I walked into a small room, a few of my friends there; the room had a distinctly ominous feeling, that's for sure - but then again, why would I care? Anyway, as I walked in, my tail brushed across the door. The two police officers were sitting down...
An Invincible Summer Ch. 9 - Dance Me To The End Of Love Pt. 2
He stepped away from the stove and did a little bow, sarah doing a little joke applause to complete the moment. the boy was trying his hardest to impress her and it showed.
Communicator (Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart Fan Fiction)
The signal booster made a twang, much like an old Terran coin, as Rivet tossed it in the air a few times with her robotic thumb. She detached Clank from her back and set him down on the bar table. Sticking her tongue out, the lombax opened his chest...
The Adventures of Peter Gray: Chapter 13: Sticky Situation Part 1
Chapter 13 Sticky Situation "I had to hide and run like a cockroach for a while and all ya can say to me is 'hello'?!" I ask incredulously with a flicking tail. I was sitting at a table across from James and Lance who smirked at me...
On the Cusp - Chpt. 5: Working Theory
Casey had started yesterday with his usual schedule of self-doubt, denial, and repression. But today? Today all of that felt like it was finally gone. Though, in his limited experience, the few good days he'd had were always rapidly followed up by...
Fur, Feathers, Folly: A Long-dead Lunatic's Sick Joke Dungeon
"Which one of you is Emmy?" Jean's beak clacked shut with the end of his sentence. The sour annoyance of having to unravel such a nuisance had dried up his patience. A large female wolf and a boyish collie looked back at him, witless both. The wolf...
Kass Fucks Ran In The Ass (pegging, very short story, joke)
All Characters and setting were inspired by the Out of Placers webcomic (OOPS) and world created by...
Thieves Chapter 22 - The L Word
"so no friendly kisses today, huh," jack continued to joke. with a wet slurp, sis let the penis slip free from his mouth.
Coach Goat #2
When suddenly his buddies bolted... the addled jock was to stunned to move as coach joke stomped around the corner! his fleeing buddies had obviously seen the big goat coming.
Coach Goat
The elk choked as he felt coach joke's long hot stud stick throbbing between his thighs. "that's right..." coach joke snickered knowing from long experience he had the straight boi right where he wanted him.
My Kind Of Friday Night
The next was a totally different kind of act altogether; joke, after joke, after joke, in a rapid ten-minute set, each flowing into the next, the punchline to the previous acting as the start of the next joke’s setup.