D'ya have the balls ?
He puns back, smiling widely. so, the next ten minutes are pure agony. getting the lube, lubing, and teasing non stop, getting the both of us in the right mood. my knot's nearly completely formed, and both our tails wag like crazy.
Just Like Your Father
Writing (c) me zoroark and pokemon (c) nintendo written for fa: chobin that night wasn't the first that mirror and her son smoke (who were all too aware of their pun names) had been left alone and unsupervised by their trainer.
Wake Up Call
puns! silly porn euphemisms! wake up call his mind raced with thoughts and images of horses, dragons, and other beasts, crowding around him.
Yip Yap! Understanding Your Fellow Kobold
They go the extra mile--i would make a pun here, but i will withhold it for the sake of keeping this guide as formal as possible.
I. Give me a break
After i had washed my face and licked my headfur into shape a bit - pun intended - i went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the two of us. changing my own diaper could wait.
Iconoclast reboot part 1
I sigh, for once i wasn't making a bad pun. she grabs my arm and says- "well, come on." and we duck into the tent and she looks around, commenting- "you travel light, hmm? bow, sword, herbs, fur..."
The Adventures of Stevo-Chapter 8-Pokemon,2012,Part 4
Sensei looked _confucius_ (i know, bad pun). "what mission?" "\*sighs\* here, let me explain." meanwhile, while walking back to the room, donal, mankey, kyo & ninetales were speaking when john, lucario & ashito were standing by stevo's door.
"Core Nova" story easer
She was a real hot-head, pun intended, and in the past she would have already tried to cut me down for even being near her, and even though we're still not in the best of terms, we both knew that fighting each other would be a waste of time.
Divided Unity (Edition 2, Chapter 5)
I chucked at my own pun. "funny guy." levi laughed, "luckily for you, oliver is the last of tonight. it's nine and you didn't give up, so we won't say anything and you don't have to clean up." levi smiled at me.
Imperial Decree 2.5
"my dear- no pun intended- the general has chosen to keep you alive, provided you prove useful. the same can't be said for the rest of your village, i'm afraid." the tiger began pacing in front of her.
Teaser - Riley's Recruits
He obviously didn't keep a tight enough leash (pun intended) on his subordinates. trying to save face, the pretty poodle said, "fine - i want to see this." riley smiled, his teeth glistening. "i'm going to need your help, pip." "huh? why me?"
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.