Otters are Made for Water

Just peanut butter and what looked like grape jelly. not a problem. i pushed the two pieces of bread back together, and took a bite. "so," i said to aaron, trying not to spill crumbs out of my muzzle. "what's your final project for the semester?"

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Yearning for Some Burning

Not sure about english but i know i was meh on the math exam and i'm about as psychic as grape jelly. the next morning i cornered magus roberts in his office after staking it out for what felt like hours.

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Sylvie: Chapter Eleven

The eggs were over easy and, when marv returned a moment later, found grape jelly already slathered on the toast he presented.

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{commission} The Key and the Keeper

"i don't think that would be a good choice i was in town the other day and i checked that radishes aren't the profitable to grow this year, the demand isn't that high" she commented as she ate a slice of bread smothered in grape jelly.

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Technofox 1

The rest of breakfast passed inconsequentially, and soon technofox was wishing she hadn't taken a second crepe with grape jelly. "tech," firefox said, "we need to get going. andrew, i'll drive you back home.

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The Manimal Chronicles #14: Fox on the Run

Powerful, dangerous, and handsome supervillain yadda yadda yadda, he's actually a flaky nutjob whose primary vocation is staging grandiose pranks that, while inconvenient and annoying, don't actually hurt anyone (these have included flooding city hall with grape jelly

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The Sleeping Bag Game

Be a bad pup and i'll squeeze and squeeze until i've got a handful of husky grape jelly. got it?" "got it!" james squeaked and whined. "let go! i'll be good, i swear!" "you'd better be." melissa's voice was half throaty purr and half threatening growl.

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Somewhere Out There Act 7 - The Last Song

grape jelly?" "no, something weird that he put onto his sandwiches..." a glance around the meats, the greens, bakery goods. "sugar? ...icing sugar...?" a glance at his reflection. "brown! brown sugar!!"

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Magical Miscreant Missions

A doctor that taco has seen around a few times sees the dirty naked boy enter the room and asks, "did you get a little messy with your peanut butter and grape jelly?" ishi says, "doctor hedge, please take this seriously.

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Tales from Silicon City 15: Dark Omens

In the duplex above, paxton had finished cleaning the kitchen to the point where he felt like he could cook in it without vomiting, he would have to make a note that beer and grape jelly didn't

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Chapter 14: Timothy and Suzie

She was drinking her coffee, and they were eating toast with grape jelly whilst gustav prepared the rest of their breakfast. the stoat brought in a tray of eggs. "hard boiled eggs, your grace," he explained as he set the tray on the table.

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