Wait For No One - Chapter 3 - Time and Tide

The platypus left the salon with the paper in his paw. dongo continued to smoke and sip at his drink in the silence. fifteen minutes later the platypus returned and gave holata the thumbs-up sign.

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Sapient Genus Species

Panther - pantheranro - panthera pig / boar - porcanro - porcine platypus - platypanro - ornithorhynchus (are you fucking kidding me? bird-billed?)

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The Superdemon

Bob can become smaller, daisy can change from a duck to a platypus and i can have wings, horns and a tail or not, just as i want. of course there are shapeshifting spells, that allow us to change more. they are difficult, but not dangerous.

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Renaissance Unfaire

platypuses, for one. and moles. but they don't get people to flat out shudder at the sight of them like what's happened to me several times, even as a child.

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A Duck-Billed Travesty: New Beginnings

? ADBT: New Beginnings Sirens... shrill, piercing, wails from the depths of hell itself. They never lie. Whenever they sound, death is certain to follow. My father says we're safe. He claims we...

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Wait For No One - Chapter 2 - Escape Velocity

Gold leaned over and tapped the picture of the platypus in front of vikki. "the project is the brainchild of a brilliant australian engineer, the platypus bardo gaya-dari.

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Commingling at the Petting Zoo

Dante the beaver and tiffany the platypus look at the muddy new pond in disappointment. tiffany exclaims, "i'll get gross and dirty if i swim in that!" dante says, "it should clear up in a few days once the flora takes root."

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Foxy Park Moment.

Noah looks: a lopunny kissing a human, a bear screwing a platypus' ass--and so much _more_. he gasps. "o-oh gosh. it looks like we've caused a scene at this park." noah's ass gets groped. "eek!"

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Memoirs of Dragora Ch. 12

Luxi rushed over to dragora to find he had a wound in his stomach and slypnir explained the situation to the curious platypus. "um... i think that man across from here is dead..."

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Kaa's Danville Feast

Phineas and ferb build their project a button that transports in some animals from other countries the idea was to bring some platypuses for perry to be friends with.

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Humor and a Hump

platypus? those are farm animals, right? no, only in the vatican. no goats. they have square eyes. creepy. a ram. ram! that gets it right. here we go. let's see if i can get this in under thirty minutes. go!

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