Beat and Rhythm

Raise his chicks? come over on holidays and bounce his nieces and nephews on his knee with no one knowing they were also his sons and daughters...?

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Root Directory

_tack-chick-chick!_ root zipped up into the traffic zone, searching for his next target. escape by flight? useless. they'd tracked every jump, parsed through the white noise, and easily shook off his hasty attempt at an entangling web.

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Frustrating Roommate

And three, all the chicks i tried to speak with ended up as stuck-up bitches. now i'd also heard the horror stories about roommates. you know, the slobs or drug dealers. or the people without any inkling of how to be an independent adult.

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My Dad's Asshole (2)

I'd just finally started dating shannon derosa, the perky snow-leopard chick i'd been eyeing since last semester.

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Shark Lovers

"chick, chick" i walked down the hall and looked in every bedroom and as all ways: nothing.

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Stud Dad

"yeah, chicks dig zebras." patrick looked back at the screen. "she _really_ did. couldn't keep her off me." it took a few moments for maverick's distracted mind to figure out what he was saying.

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Vash's Morning Romp

Vash scratching his head trying to figure out a decent excuse, "well i sort of ended up running into something that required my attention this weekend," "ok, so who is the chick," dan asked. "what chick," vash quickly responded.

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Girl Pox: Frantic Frathouse Fiasco

Maybe some kind of goth chick? cool, i love goth pussy. i couldn't see her face, but i could tell she was hot from the shape of her body.

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Pool Party

chicks! tail! i can smell 'em all over." the wolf made a show of sniffing the air and licking his chops towards the door behind the otter.

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Man On!

Fuck, if michael didn't know any better, he might say he was into pregnant chicks. well, maybe pregnant chicks with his bastards in them. “hey," merlin smiled. “so um…you might have guessed with the timeline…that…well…" “yeah," michael smirked.

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