A Shiny and Gooey New Year
New Year's Eve. 10:30 PM. An hour and a half before the ball drops. A large group of wild animals all gathered at a luxurious mansion to party on the final day of 2022. The crowd was highly diverse out in the backyard with the pool, with...
In Soviet Nazi Germany, Communism Eats *YOU*
:( bill nye was still there so he invented a super awesome tv and bill nye and george bush were watching it and an educational program about russia or something came on.
Cold Start - Ice
He smiled at nye. "thank you." "that had to really hurt," nye said softly. "how did you stand it?" "for all of you," he said to his gathered warband.
Moonglade C4: Shadows and Light
Willow came up, bryony close behind, while nye's head poked out of his curtains. rupert slipped from lynne's arms to beckon to the stoat; nye scowled and retreated; the squirrel-boy deflated.
Megalopolis - Cop vs. Ninja
Please step aside," says nye, showing his badge.
Jon Mahon Chronicles
If bill nye couldn't destroy jon he could at least hide from jon.
A Visit to the Doctor 2 - Another Visit (Illustrated by Menagerie)
"but, you're not mattheis nye. nye is a naga who i saw when he first found he had furrison's disease. i mean, sudden transformation syndrome. of course, that was before \_everyone\_ got it, but i digress..
Obsolete Weapons
"that was justice councilor richard nye.
Moonlight in Vermont (Prologue)
Captain peachfuzz lumbers beneath you with what seems much the same drunken inevitability he has been nye-on a month now, but you don't know shit about brahmin. “look, mister, i said i'd be there this week.
Emotions Will Fly
A response to "valentine for ernest mann" by naomi shihab nye. emotions will fly as the wind turns over interactions like a fall evening. easily they can be read and heard, but rarely are they deeply understood.
The Thaumaturgist (Ch. 8)
_a nye wyrm!_ daso watched in awe as the flying serpent glided down lower in a circular motion, before shooting straight up into the sky. as the cart continued on its way, daso eventually came to a halt right where the wyrm had flown over the road.
Unless, Part One
"hey, thanks ni," he said, innocently, pronouncing it 'nye', "i've been getting on the treadmill and the exercise bike more often, but i thought my ass still looked too fat."
Jon Mahon Christmas Special
Laden, vegeta, hitler, anne frank, (oops) anne frankenstein classmates: josh, jared, sid space, karson, danny, tyler, alex (both nuclear and irritable alexes), d-love/2kdre and the obligatory list of similarly named people: billy mays, bill gates, bill nye