A Shaggy Dog story
It was raining. Too many left dead in the street from the last conflict. The police expect a certain standard of information from witnesses. Sometimes the witnesses are abused, even tortured. She knew it, so did he. That little piece of...
First, Last, And Only Letter
Please don't blame yourself for what happened blame life, fate and destiny, and also blame existence for being nothing more than a cruel crude crass sick twisted evil demented unfunny cosmic joke that even discord would be offended by.
The Car Ride Home
How damien was so relaxed when they hung out, he could make damien smile or laugh with humor that asher thought was dry and unfunny, even during a bout of sadness.
I Want To Be a Werewolf
unfunny? good because it's bad? (goodbad) or just crap even if it's meant to be a joke? comments are more than welcome. cheerio
Prince of the Hill 4
#4 of prince of the hill prince of the hill 4 il cugino di unfunny \*the unfunny cousin\* by kendo kawabata installment 4 of the series. please rate, comment and enjoy.
The Circle
Endless 240-character unhinged rants, unfunny videos, advertisements, and miles of political screeching are all you see, and yet, in between all the horrible things you've seen and how long you've been online and all the stupid shit people have said around
Threesome’s the Way to Go
"that's fucking unfunny," the polar bear grumbled. "i'm just off the horn with nathan smile. he's not coming." the horse frowned. "what for?"
The Red Gaze
Jason wanted to be mad, but it was so unfunny and so unspecific that he couldn't be anything more than mildly annoyed. jason let out a soft sigh, his breath turning to vapor in the cool air as he returned the phone to his pocket.
The Climb
That meathead raised little doubt as to who had the brains in this unfunny operation of theirs. a thought that i, of course, kept all to myself. "...maybe."
Saahira's Guide to Safely Pondering an Orb
They're almost always pranks that range from unfunny to terrorism. like here: i just got a message." saahira dragged the rat on the table, eliciting a squeak of surprise. “artificerspeedkitten sent me a formula to make a tube of fireball. a tube?
A night of show and tell
Tell me it's just a one big, unfunny joke!" maybe it was just his imagination, but his figure seemed to grow like his muscles were tensed, bonded with an invisible rope which now broke loose, showing his true form.
Meet Your Hero: Contempt of the Familiar
Right behind her is the incredibly unfunny snowblind. ice puns? really? next is dracunaut, his gimmick doesn't make sense. a vampire astronaut? he couldn't tell what species he was behind the stupid getup. at least it was unique.