Best Friends Either Way
"millenger's afraid of cooties," russell answered, while ripping open the paper wrapper around his chopsticks. "oh my jesus fucking god, did he not tell us that a project was due?" natalie asked. "sure didn't." "_again?_" "yehp.
As One
I chuckled, not intending to spend any time with any girls, mostly because none of them have an interest in me, but also because they're icky, and i heard some of the boys at class talking about something called "cooties". "don't worry ma, i promise.
Modern Trial
I though he must be going through the cooties phase. but then that class happened. the day he got home i notice something was amiss. he looked like he came to a realization. i though he had finally found a girl.
Innocence is Lost Part II
Suddenly sneering, desmond grabbed saki's muzzle and rubbed it wildly, rubbing cooties off on his cute young face. "you tell me!" the raccoon bucked and swatted. he squealed and giggled madly, and they kept carousing until the knock came at the door.
Future Tense
Some townsfolk even dared to wave at me on the street, no doubt risking getting cooties.
Dragon in the Dishwater, Ch 1
It was as if the childhood myth of cooties was coming to a close for everyone, and eric was all the more uncomfortable for it.
Commission - The Field Trip
Although still not really fond of being in a relationship with a cootie ridden girl, his primal instincts can't help but appreciate the impending strip show...
Clueless Chapter 24: When it Squirts it Flows
And luckily, her cootie-ridden lady parts were nice and out of view for my gay viewing pleasure!
Pushing Buttons
"uh, nah, it's okay, i don't think-" "aw come on, i don't have cooties or anything.
A Fine Birthday
Girl cooties' stage back then so i was repulsed when i saw she wasn't wearing underwear, her sex clear as day. thinking back now i suppose i'd be aroused by it but again, i was eleven not fourteen when my hormones truly took control of my manly body.
My Gym Partner's Bro Tends The Privates (Part 6)
"so you're grown enough to fight for the country, but not enough to separate 'cootie-crush' from the real shebang?" she almost reached for her 'hair' again, but cut herself short as she sized up their onlookers. "who says i fight?
Dementia
"dude payton shirt on, i'm not vaccinated for man cooties." ken laughed pointing at the tone upper body that screamed touch me. he and sus were suppose to someday start working on their bodies, maybe.