The Lion, the Witch, the Water Closet, the Pointy Sticks, the Beavers, the Archduke Ferdinand, and the Other Things that Happened

Parsley, as you know, is a green plant found in corny restaurants whose sole purpose is decoration, because if you tried to eat the stuff, you would soon wonder how vegetarians can live with themselves eating such bitter stuff, not to mention the fact the

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Teaser - Hallowtwin Party

If so, dirk was overcompensating with his costume: dwayne "the rott" johnson, complete with corny muscle suit. "they get back tomorrow afternoon. you really think we'll be able to clean this all up?"

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Fluffy's Puff

The song itself was corny to listen to as well. once the chorus has subsided i inhaled, and blew out the 15 candles on the top of the cake, extinguishing the warm flames to a waft of smoke. then, followed by an applause, i looked up.

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Uprising Prologue & Chapter 1

Yeah, i know that is corny but that is me, corny-mouse." "it's alright, don't have anything bad to say about you ever, even after all these years. even if i'm being tortured occasionally from one of the bad movies you enjoy."

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The Club

"that was corny." he groaned. "that was very corny," she agreed between gulps of air. "but...it was cute. you're on, big guy." desta felt his cheeks flush.

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'You're A Cute One' - Strawberry Cheesecake (1/3)

I don't know which would be worse, him being corny or him being disturbing. actually i do, corny was worse. "the rose is beautiful... l-like you." the akita blushed. he bobbed up and down on his paws as he waited for my response.

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Recapitulation, Part 1

When i think back on it, i tend to say a lot of corny and stupid things because i don't think before talking." the girl hugged her legs tighter, the fire in her voice dying down. "that's what i miss 'bout having you around.

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Small Savior Ch.1 A dream job

Your corny as hell bro," collin said leaning back in his seat slightly feeling a head tingle from the small drink. "corny huh? who's got a ripped stud coming over," he snapped licking his lips as the husky reached the table.

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MoN - Ch. 6: And All That Jazz

I don't know if i ever told you that you really are very cute," he said to her, mentally kicking himself for saying 'the corny' line. "bui? bu-bui...!" answered tango, flattered by what he said.

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Breeding Lust

Oh, it was too corny, far too corny to have come from his lips, and he told himself off inwardly, even though his outward expression remained as coolly confident as ever, tongue lolling softly from his lips as if he was perfectly calm, just so.

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The test

Final warning: this story is a bit corny! author's note, august 14, 2004: "a bit corny" might be a mild understatement.

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Magic-made Sluts

"the name's lawson ma'am," he greeted politely with a corny bow and extension of his hand as if he were an old-fashioned showman. the sister giggled.

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