Interlude 2: Unova...is Dead!!!!!
Second, i want to find the douchebag that came up with that idea, and beat the ever living snot out of him or her. and third, his own mother told me that the ability to transform into a pokémon is not possible for ethan.
Dragon's Pride 1
"if you ever cut the binding to your maws i'll make you a douchebag for your entire life. you got me?!"
Passing Out Part 2: All Over You
Was it a: thanks for the great time you douchebag no good son-of-a-bitch lying thieving murderous jackass treasonous betraying asshole- okay...maybe not that...but still...the hell did he mean?!?! one way to find out i guess...
Kalysta's Choice: Chapter One
She nodded quickly, clenching her teeth in pain, making him feel like a complete and utter douchebag for forgeting about her this long. he wasnt used to working with a partener. he told her to be quiet for a moment as he listened.
The Very, VERY Hungry Deer - Monday and Tuesday
"some guy i hooked up with last night left something in the fridge for me to drink...the douchebag must have spiked it with shrinking potion or something!" drake yelled, comically hopping up and down to adequately represent his rage.
A Silent Soul- Chapter 7
Eventually we were singing our hearts out when this douchebag in another stall called us fags and told us to shut up. we did of course, but i wasn't very happy. so when i finished showering i called him out on it and we started arguing.
Tales From Anthracite City 3: Welcome to Anthracite City part 1
"hey douchebag! i've seen traffic cones with better accuracy then you've got!"
Let the Vacation Begin
I am just cleaning you up after a little partying at club douchebag; i am not going to hurt you."
In Good Hands
Foster voluntarily reveal himself as the douchebag ty was counting on him to be, and instead bluntly demanded, "so, are you going to ask me any fucking questions or not?" well, here it was.
The Cousin
"there's principle and then there is just being a douchebag dear sister. but lets see if he is inside first." the twins open the sturdy wooden door that opens up directly into the main living space of the lodge.
Cirrus - Chapter 1
I know i was being a little bit of a douchebag now, but this kid was getting way too weird. when he nodded, i gave a slight shrug. "well, i'm eighteen, and i just started going to the seattle community college.
Overwhelmed Part 2
Brainless cat douchebag! let me eep! fuck you. fuck you! fuck...ulp." the taste of rubber filled adrian's mouth. he moaned around the ball gag as ashvik buckled it in place.