Stand at Ease
Maybe something about the "platoon mom and dad" joke and who actually filled what role. whatever. yeah, i'd told o that i was definitely the daddy in our relationship. and...
The Wishing Stone Ch.1
M dad jokes and prods about things like that, in that he assumes it's not the case, but he'd be wrong. the biggest thing for me right now is that i'm still closeted, and i don't know how to even go about telling him. i don't want to lose him too. "liam?
Undertale: Training Wheels
"dad jokes don't follow the rules." he gave you a serious nod, standing there with a shirt full of peas, then went back to spying. you did the same.
Birthright Ch. 1
There's no floor that can beat you up," his father joked, throwing him up in the air a couple of times. the wind picked up sambinon's fur a little each time he would go up and come back down into the strong arms of his father.
The Christmas Visit: Part 1
Uncle bob's corny dad jokes were balanced out perfectly by aunt lindsey's dry sense of humor, and every meal when they sat around the table matt had to fit bites of food between bouts of laughter.
Chimney Top Hot Springs
He laughed at his own dad joke. blaze chuckled as they reached a pair of doors that led into the lodge and he took a glance over his shoulder.
Chimney Top Hot Springs
He laughed at his own dad joke. blaze chuckled as they reached a pair of doors that led into the lodge and he took a glance over his shoulder.
The Cult of Friendship: Enjoying the plot
“dad jokes?” “pony jokes.” “right, check.” “a turn around? huh… hmm,” he says, the game going back and forth with a few more checks till… “checkmate!” exclaims legante with excitement, his drink empty, body feels warm and wanting. “you got me.
The Whisperer
When he was young, caellus’ father joked that, among the other things, having no groin and no balls to squeeze when riding a gryphon made him the best rider, and his (un)naturally strong physique all the more advantageous.
Briggs Family Reunion - A Warm Heart, A Cold Shoulder
Like a little girl playing with a giant stuffed animal" my father joked as he ruffled my hair himself. “gee, thaaanks, dad" i replied sarcastically. but the smile on my face proved it was playful sarcasm.
Rubber Bird Toy
Why do you keep doing all these dad jokes,” she huffs, looking at the surprise dick in front of her.
Between Two Foxes
"you know, i never thought it would even be possible to turn sex into a dad joke. but you pulled it off. slow clap."