Stopping for a Fix
"smart-ass little bastard," ryan sneered. he slid his jeans down, but instead of dropping his boxers too, he opened their flaps and pulled out his fat black balls and then the matching penis.
Kofuku: A World Reborn Chapter One: New beginning
The sword's name was shikkoku and he was every bit the smart ass of his master, though often more blunt. the clock read 2:28 pm, "if i wasn't so damn tired i'd give you a piece of my mind!"
Evolution of the Xenomorphs Ch 7
"as if i'd stoop that low smart ass and even 'if' i did i bet he would be way better then you." "please. my 20 inch would leave you passed out on the ground from all the orgasms you'd have." "i heard your only a size 10, how fitting for you."
Happiness! or not(Chapter Three)
Gideon said, trying to sound like a smart ass. "no, i killed the cat because he wouldn't tell me what i wanted to know," clarice answered with her usual response, "now tell me." "a day and a half."
A Blood Stained Requiem
He knew he was a smart-ass, but he couldn't help it. it was another coping mechanism.
Squeaky clean (Part IV)
She laughs and punches me again for being a smart-ass. "no! you could have made something up! you're a master of bs ing on an essay, you could have at least thought of something!" she says playfully.
Wayne Gets Raw Dogged
“not with me, smart ass! but with some other guys from school." “yeah. brent. tony. joaquin. uh, and a few others." i stifle a laugh as terry stumbles, almost falling off the machine. “we have an open relationship.
My Life Be Like: PART 1
"slow down why the rush"i gave the quick retort "going to a friends house around one mom is that alright." not actualy trieng to sound like a smart-ass. she soon said "fine with me." i then ate my breakfeast.
Junior Year at Tiger High: Chapter 5, But the nuns are watching...
"smart ass are we" coach laughed out as he grabbed the shampoo and began rubbing it into blizz's fur. blizz started murring feeling the coaches large paws roam over and soap up his big body.
Raven's Capture
"so, who's the smart ass now? hrm?" i whimpered, laying my head down with a mewl of apology. i knew i would have a better chance to just go with it, and run after i was sold...and now i knew i was going to do just that. "stand up."
The Moonlighters
Tile winced as he rubbed at his smarting ass. "i thought you had toys bigger than me?" "well maybe you're a close second." tile acquiesced.
Swim Meet : Issue 001
"smart ass!" roan sniggered and turned around, leaning forward and thrusting his ass out at the trio. "so you do like my ass!"