Perpetual Theater
Ross gnawed at the mouthpiece, forced to suck in the smoke from the hookah as he watched the attendants trace around the edges of the bands like they were selling a product in an infomercial. their hands slid down towards her exposed crotch.
Family Secrets
++++ ferdinand woke up with a start on the couch and found the tv still on, but now a morning infomercial was blasting across the screen rather than the show he had been watching.
Reaper Pollenburn Campaign: Episode 1
_"there was an ad on it on the infomercial channel. apparently, you can get someone to surgically implant synthetic muscle into you. lasts longer than real muscle and you can eat as much as you want and not exercise and it'll stay.
The New Grind - Part Two
You got your own infomercial and hotline number, don'tcha?" i smirked a little, in spite of myself. "so how much do i owe ya for this consultation?" she laughed warmly, and patted my hand. "dinner and a beer!
Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel (Courage The Cowardly Dog lost episode)
Di lung laughed maniacally yet again, baring his freakishly shiny sparkling-white teeth (probably one of the only things about him that wasn't stereotypically asian) at courage and the bagges in classic infomercial style and obviously wanting to selfishly
No Control (M/M)
I ended up awake at five in the morning, intentionally watching infomercials on tv to instill my faith in humanity. by seven, i was stir crazy and my apartment window aimed right east.
Another Time: Chapter 5
What happens when people amongst the _reaching flame_ reach the 14th quatlum by donating all of their worldly possessions and severing all other ties in order to achieve enlightenment,” jd exclaimed in a mocking, airy voice reminiscent of religious infomercials
Katz the Cowardly Cat
Di lung almost-but-not-quite-sarcastically asked katz, concluding said question with an absurdly cheesy "twinkle teeth" grin straight out of everyone's "favorite" infomercials while katz insultedly double-face-palmed himself and angrily muttered "yes" through
Level Five, Graduation!: A Pink & Blue Diaperfur Adventure, Part Two
"you're the one who's suggestible enough to believe an infomercial! get out of here!" dex sniffed. there was another scent in the air too. something else was spilling out of the vents. it made him drowsy.
Summer Vacation Of The Living Dead - book 4
Jeff piped up, grinning like an infomercial pitchman. "act now and you'll also get six incendiary bombs, five slabs of c4, a mausland cluster grenade, seven sticks of dhp-9, and a brand new shiny blood bath bitch-o-rama!"
Chasing Wolves - Day 2
Plus i did a few infomercials before that. having a human endorse fur products really sells ya know." “i'll bet, mister.. what's your fake name again?" “it's casey meadow." “well that's lame."
Yagato Mountain
\>why the hell did this scam out of a tv infomercial have to be real? \>why did you promise you'd go on such a whim? \>and why did you feel like going so much anyways?