Borrowed Gear
"well, if you want to, but i'm usually the source of bad jokes in a given room, so you may want to just relax and let the lady make sure you can't think straight while i do my thing."
Chapter 22: The betrayal
joke cliff, but thanks anyway,' said tony as he pulled cliff to his face and kissed him on the cheek, cliff just freaked out as what tony just did 'dude what was that for?'
An Odd Pandemic
It sounded like the setup of a bad joke but this was so very real for him. he could see the rabbit's ears above the shelf he was pressed against, even from his low point of view.
A Dog's Night + Story [WARNING! TF/TG]
I hope this is not a bad joke. the man replied. -thank you! thank you! i'll be right there! thank you very much sir! exclaimed sylvia reassured. sylvia hung up the phone and retreated sharply. sam was right behind her.
Set Engines To Dull Stop
Would there be bad jokes and wandering paws catching sheaths for a manly squeeze, followed by growling and humping and a quick rump romp, all before a bacon and eggs breakfast and possible a shower we could squeeze into together and have a bit of a fumble.
Wind Stone
Joel managed a smile and a bad joke. "'nngh'? can't say i know much about that." he chuckled a little at his own joke. "nnnnghh." joel cocked his head to the side. "come on, don't you have anything you wanna talk about?" "mm hll."
The Truth of Slaying Dragons
His friends rolled their eyes at what they perceived to be a bad joke; but as jordon and lais' eyes met they understood perfectly.
The Dog Dungeon
Normally the bad joke would make kanic groan but he is too busy trying not to appear threatening whilst he holds onto the max's large forearm which is keeping him up in the air. the dog is dropped back down to the ground and he crumples to his knees.
Valkyrie - Book 1 - Chapter 5 - Starship Down (Revised Edition)
Diamond shrugged the bad joke off and let out a short lived grin while inwardly thinking that he could not put up with him any longer and do his job at the same time.
Symbiotic Love
Being the only dalmatian firefighter in the city left him the butt of many bad joke, once upon a time; and he had heard them all since the academy. a year had gone by and now there was new blood in training. he was just glad he was no longer the probie.
Date with a tiger
He chuckled a bit at his own bad joke as he held up the door for me. i raised an eyebrow but decided to just play along. "you're quite the gentleman, aren't you?" i stepped in and he quickly followed while giving a soft laugh.
Succession
This story was born out of a bad joke but we both ran with it and here you go, a random one-off of incest, tigers, magic, and...well, you'll see!